Why the hell is it that a religion or a movement starts only AFTER
someone dies? You didn't read that Jesus was worshiping himself, right?
Wasn't he a Jew?

My drunken, philandering father says that Catholicism is the only
religion. What a crock of shit! He was trying to get my nephew to be
confirmed, but I told my nephew, "If you don't feel like getting fucked
in the ass, stay out of Catholic churches!"

Religion is really for the weak minded. I mean, if 2000 years ago,
someone started worshipping the tooth fairy, people would be praying to
the nymph, and if you didn't, you would be in hell!

And hell is another story! It is just something made up by some guy
thousands of years ago because he was feeling guilty about all of the
drinking and fucking that he was doing!

Fuck Muslims! You are all a bunch of pussies! Tell you what, I am
taking a shit, and that shit's name is Mohammed!