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  Re: SACRIFICE WITH HEART FULL OF RIGHTEOUSNESS BRING THE REAL HAPINESS OF EID. ww.mta.tv         


Author: George Cherry
Date: Dec 31, 2006 21:10

"George Cherry" alum.mit.edu> wrote in
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> buddhapest wrote:
>> - "mahatma ghandi walked barefoot most of the time
>> which produced for him an impressive set of
>> calluses on his feet. he also ate very little which
>> made him rather frail and because of his odd
>> diet it is said that he often suffered from bad
>> breath which made him a super calloused
>> fragile mystic hexed by hallitosis." - buddhapest
>
> Do you mean "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"?
>
> See
>
> www.uoregon.edu/~gilkey/dirhumor/tenpuns.html
>
> for this and nine more good puns.

Also from the above link:
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  Re: SACRIFICE WITH HEART FULL OF RIGHTEOUSNESS BRING THE REAL HAPINESS OF EID. ww.mta.tv         


Author: George Cherry
Date: Dec 31, 2006 21:08

"George Cherry" alum.mit.edu> wrote in
message news:0IKdnVHgT9gLCwXYnZ2dnUVZ_sudnZ2d@comcast.com...
> buddhapest wrote:
>> - "mahatma ghandi walked barefoot most of the time
>> which produced for him an impressive set of
>> calluses on his feet. he also ate very little which
>> made him rather frail and because of his odd
>> diet it is said that he often suffered from bad
>> breath which made him a super calloused
>> fragile mystic hexed by hallitosis." - buddhapest
>
> Do you mean "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"?
>
> See
>
> www.uoregon.edu/~gilkey/dirhumor/tenpuns.html
>
> for this is nine more good puns.

Ooops,
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  Re: SACRIFICE WITH HEART FULL OF RIGHTEOUSNESS BRING THE REAL HAPINESS OF EID. ww.mta.tv         


Author: George Cherry
Date: Dec 31, 2006 21:05

buddhapest wrote:
> - "mahatma ghandi walked barefoot most of the time
> which produced for him an impressive set of
> calluses on his feet. he also ate very little which
> made him rather frail and because of his odd
> diet it is said that he often suffered from bad
> breath which made him a super calloused
> fragile mystic hexed by hallitosis." - buddhapest

Do you mean "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"?

See

www.uoregon.edu/~gilkey/dirhumor/tenpuns.html

for this is nine more good puns.

George
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  Re: Breathwalk         


Author: George Cherry
Date: Dec 31, 2006 20:51

"Bonobo" stefangmaj.plus.com> wrote in message
news:1167580431.056563.165530@i12g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> George Cherry wrote:
>> "Bonobo" stefangmaj.plus.com> wrote in message
>> news:1167502946.491080.85240@k21g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>> Excellent!
>>>
>>> And it makes new neurons grow too!
>>>
>>> (Just waiting for the instructional video on youtube?)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Will practice this next week...
>>>
>>> :-)
>>
>> Seriously, I cured my atrial fibrillation with Breathwalk
>> and was able to stop taking Coumadin (Warfarin). My
>> Laughwalk is the then Big Thing in healthy practice. ...
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  Re: Spooks and Ghosters         


Author: buddhapest
Date: Dec 31, 2006 20:27

"Polar Bear" b.com> wrote in message
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> Humans have the largest penis among all primates. What purpose does the
large
> size serve?

no need for one of those fold
out tables to hold your tv dinner
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  Re: Spooks and Ghosts         


Author:
Date: Dec 31, 2006 20:05

"Polar Bear" b.com> wrote in message
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>
> Humans have the largest penis among all primates. What purpose does the
> large
> size serve?

i can understand why you ask that, polar bear.

maybe we are fortunate the females don't have two pussies ...

possum
>
> On 30 Dec 2006 21:19:05 -0800, "DharmaTroll" my-deja.com>
> wrote:
>
>>"In proportion to our body mass, our brain is three times as large as
>>that of our nearest relatives. This huge...
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  Re: symbolic mind (was: Evelyn's Hard Karma)         


Author:
Date: Dec 31, 2006 19:44

"leebert" yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> DharmaTroll wrote:
>
>>> No, I'm just stating the general case of your particular prejudice
>> against Islam.
>
> I don't single out Islam for being any more deluded a system of mythos,
> I couldn't really care less, except that it's internal contradictions
> are spilling out into the broader world and demonstrating in horrific
> scale exactly what you're most complaining about: How the God meme can
> readily be abused into mass killing. There's no better example of this
> in the modern world than the evolving civil war within the Muslim
> world.

apart from the spilled out internal contradictions right under our
noses...
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  Re: Meher Baba is the Buddha come again         


Author: Polar Bear
Date: Dec 31, 2006 19:15

On 29 Dec 2006 09:49:53 -0800, upodghata@aol.com wrote:
>Meher Baba, from my understanding, would not have considered himself
>the "Buddha reborn" as he desired to unite all religions "like beads on
>a single string". I stand to be corrected, but I believe he was born a
>Sufi and his major influences were Hindu and Muslim. In most Buddhist
>traditions, the next Buddha (the Maitreya Buddha) is not predicted to
>come until the teachings of the Buddha Gautama are forgotten. I think
>we still have a while to go.
>

And a very long while.....humans life span would be about 84000 years then.

For anyone who claims to be the Buddha, ask him to use his tongue to reach his
forehead, or emit both fire and water out of his body at the same time, feats
only a Samyaksam Buddha can perform
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  Re: Merely words (was Re: Agenda for Jigme's next return)         


Author: Hollywood Lee
Date: Dec 31, 2006 17:47

stumper wrote:
> Hollywood Lee wrote:
>> stumper wrote:
>>> Hollywood Lee wrote:
>>>> stumper wrote:
>>>>> Hollywood Lee wrote:
>>>>>> Evelyn wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Dec 31, 9:28 am, Hollywood Lee gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Evelyn wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Hi Keynes,
>>>>>>>>> Welcome back, and happy New Year! No matter how crazy it gets
>>>>>>>>> here on
>>>>>>>>> the newsgroups it is seldom THAT crazy! I think it was rather
>>>>>>>>> amazingly rude of your relatives to try and push their beliefs
>>>>>>>>> onto
>>>>>>>>> you, but I am sure you handled it well.
>>>>>>>>> Today my fundamentalist Christian brother is coming to visit,
>>>>>>>>> with his
>>>>>>>>> equally fundamentalist lady friend. They too, are very nice ...
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  Re: Merely words (was Re: Agenda for Jigme's next return)         


Author: stumper
Date: Dec 31, 2006 17:44

Hollywood Lee wrote:
> stumper wrote:
>> Hollywood Lee wrote:
>>> stumper wrote:
>>>> Hollywood Lee wrote:
>>>>> Evelyn wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Dec 31, 9:28 am, Hollywood Lee gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Evelyn wrote:
>>>>>>>> Hi Keynes,
>>>>>>>> Welcome back, and happy New Year! No matter how crazy it gets
>>>>>>>> here on
>>>>>>>> the newsgroups it is seldom THAT crazy! I think it was rather
>>>>>>>> amazingly rude of your relatives to try and push their beliefs onto
>>>>>>>> you, but I am sure you handled it well.
>>>>>>>> Today my fundamentalist Christian brother is coming to visit,
>>>>>>>> with his
>>>>>>>> equally fundamentalist lady friend. They too, are very nice
>>>>>>>> people,
>>>>>>>> and honestly I like them very much. We scrupulously avoid getting ...
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