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Short, Fat Ugly Women Risk Heart Disease
By our little cracker in the kitchen,
Keli McTaggart
A recent study has revealed that short, fat ugly women with red hair
and greasy skin are more likely to develop heart disease - as well as
fail to score with guys, except at McDonald's on a Sunday, when they
may get off with a short, fat bearded guy called Kev
Unless you're a tall, slim, gorgeous hottie like our reporter (left),
the chances are that you are already on your way to intensive care easy
street in a coronary care unit. According to a report just published in
the ever popular Women's magazine 'Microwaveable Meals in Minutes' -
the likelihood of women suffering heart disease increases by
approximately 94.78 percent for every extra inch of flab.
The study of more than 1,947 British women aged between 25 and 55 found
a clear link between height, weight, hair colour and the risk of
developing coronary heart disease, as well as more serious medical
conditions such as spots, genital warts, breast hair and thrush.
