Sombody's siggie on the Ubuntu users email list:

This host is a black hole at HTTP wavelengths.
GETs go in, and nothing comes out, not even
Hawking radiation.

Jeanette and I got the treat for the first time of
riding in one of Discount Taxi's 200 new Toyota
hybrid electric taxis.

All positive for us: quiet, smooth ride, small
outside but spacious inside.

All positive for the lady cab driver: lots of
luggage space, including fold down back seats, holds
three grown men in the back seat, gas mileage 44-49
mpg with the air conditioning on high, 50-55
expected during winter.

Go thou and drive green (by coincidence, Discount
Taxi's cab color).

xanthian.

Hello! I am pleased to speak with you today. I am Dr. Isao Ito of the
Toho Academy of Science. Everyone in Japan know Toho Academy of Science.
We try hard to use Science, make world a better place.

That is why we get called out when Godzilla eat Tokyo. Eat Tokyo, feel
very bad afterward. Very sluggish, can do nothing. That when we use
scientific study to develop MEGAHERPELAX. The product MEGEHERPELAX very
strong, very powerful. We make three tanker trucks full, send to Godzilla.
Very effective. Afterward, feel much better.

Now, you also can enjoy powerful laxative from our research. Now we make
MEGAHERPELAX in small bottles for small animals, larger bottles for larger
animals and people, and also in very large bottles for very large animals.
In addition of course we still make in very, very very large bottles for
monsters.

So, if you have problem with Rodan or maybe you just don't feel good after
eating your mom's curry, try MEGAHERPELAX. It is very good.

"Because Enabling PAE (that's the large memory
stuff, couldn't remember the acronym before) causes
the kernel to hoark a hairball if you try to boot on
hardware that doesn't support it."

Seen in the Ubuntu user's email list.

xanthian.

Ironic, isn't it, that the unemployed (including, apparently, the
disabled on incapacity benefit) should be forced to work picking up
litter and cleaning toilets by a bunch of toffs who have never done a
hand's turn between them. I think politicians should do some work,
picking up litter and cleaning toilets for instance, in exchange for
the vast hand-outs they receive from the State.

Ken Johnson

Join Crazy Club!!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=34084868096

It seems like the meme of claiming band name rights
for a phrase has escaped the confines of talk.bizarre:

http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/20080717.html

Sadly, that comic strip is in wind down mode after
several excellent years.

xanthian.