> (NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (With apologies to the Bard)
>
> To make them or not to make them, that is the question:
> Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
> The anguish and deprivations that go with losing weight and giving up
> smoking (in the full knowledge that virtue does not bring its own reward)
> Or to take a stand against self-righteous innuendoes and dire warnings
> and by ignoring, end them.
> To eat, to sleep; to sleep replete, 'Tis a consummation
> Devoutly to be wished.
> To sleep, perchance to dream.
> To dream, aye there's the rub!
> For in that sleep who knows what dreams may come
> Of bulging buttocks and bouncing breasts
> Of size 18 dresses and 'not in your size madame's
> Of wheezing lungs and gasping breaths.
> Who would these fardels bear,
> To grunt and sweat under a weary life?
> Yet! What is it in that undiscovered country that puzzles the will, ...

> On Dec 30, 7:32 pm, jingles mail.com> wrote:

>> (NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (With apologies to the Bard)
>>
>> To make them or not to make them, that is the question:
>> Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
>> The anguish and deprivations that go with losing weight and giving up
>> smoking (in the full knowledge that virtue does not bring its own reward)
>> Or to take a stand against self-righteous innuendoes and dire warnings
>> and by ignoring, end them.
>> To eat, to sleep; to sleep replete, 'Tis a consummation
>> Devoutly to be wished.
>> To sleep, perchance to dream.
>> To dream, aye there's the rub!
>> For in that sleep who knows what dreams may come
>> Of bulging buttocks and bouncing breasts
>> Of size 18 dresses and 'not in your size madame's
>> Of wheezing lungs and gasping breaths.
>> Who would these fardels bear,
>> To grunt and sweat under a weary life? ...

> On Dec 30, 7:32 pm, jingles mail.com> wrote:

>> (NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (With apologies to the Bard)
>>
>> To make them or not to make them, that is the question:
>> Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
>> The anguish and deprivations that go with losing weight and giving up
>> smoking (in the full knowledge that virtue does not bring its own reward)
>> Or to take a stand against self-righteous innuendoes and dire warnings
>> and by ignoring, end them.
>> To eat, to sleep; to sleep replete, 'Tis a consummation
>> Devoutly to be wished.
>> To sleep, perchance to dream.
>> To dream, aye there's the rub!
>> For in that sleep who knows what dreams may come
>> Of bulging buttocks and bouncing breasts
>> Of size 18 dresses and 'not in your size madame's
>> Of wheezing lungs and gasping breaths.
>> Who would these fardels bear,
>> To grunt and sweat under a weary life? ...

> (NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (With apologies to the Bard)
>
> To make them or not to make them, that is the question:
> Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
> The anguish and deprivations that go with losing weight and giving up
> smoking (in the full knowledge that virtue does not bring its own reward)
> Or to take a stand against self-righteous innuendoes and dire warnings
> and by ignoring, end them.
> To eat, to sleep; to sleep replete, ’Tis a consummation
> Devoutly to be wished.
> To sleep, perchance to dream.
> To dream, aye there’s the rub!
> For in that sleep who knows what dreams may come
> Of bulging buttocks and bouncing breasts
> Of size 18 dresses and ‘not in your size madame’s
> Of wheezing lungs and gasping breaths.
> Who would these fardels bear,
> To grunt and sweat under a weary life? ...

> "jingles" mail.com> wrote in message
> news:477846a6_8@news.peopletelecom.com.au...

>> (NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (With apologies to the Bard)
>>
>> To make them or not to make them, that is the question:
>> Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
>> The anguish and deprivations that go with losing weight and giving up
>> smoking (in the full knowledge that virtue does not bring its own reward)
>> Or to take a stand against self-righteous innuendoes and dire
>> warnings and by ignoring, end them.
>> To eat, to sleep; to sleep replete, ’Tis a consummation
>> Devoutly to be wished.
>> To sleep, perchance to dream.
>> To dream, aye there’s the rub!
>> For in that sleep who knows what dreams may come
>> Of bulging buttocks and bouncing breasts
>> Of size 18 dresses and ‘not in your size madame’s
>> Of wheezing lungs and gasping breaths.
>> Who would these fardels bear, ...

> Evelyn Ruut wrote:

>> "jingles" mail.com> wrote in message
>>news:477846a6_8@news.peopletelecom.com.au...

>>> (NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (With apologies to the Bard)

>

>>> To make them or not to make them, that is the question:
>>> Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
>>> The anguish and deprivations that go with losing weight and giving up
>>> smoking (in the full knowledge that virtue does not bring its own reward)
>>> Or to take a stand against self-righteous innuendoes and dire
>>> warnings and by ignoring, end them.
>>> To eat, to sleep; to sleep replete, 'Tis a consummation
>>> Devoutly to be wished.
>>> To sleep, perchance to dream.
>>> To dream, aye there's the rub!
>>> For in that sleep who knows what dreams may come
>>> Of bulging buttocks and bouncing breasts
>>> Of size 18 dresses and 'not in your size madame's
>>> Of wheezing lungs and gasping breaths. ...