|Re: How much wild living has Angelina Jolie packed into her 32 years?
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Author: doomella Date: Jul 28, 2007 19:48
On Jul 28, 10:49 am, You're Fired! wrote:
> JOLIE RIPPED FOR TURKEY TROT
> July 28, 2007 -- IF anybody has forgotten how much wild living
> Angelina Jolie has packed into her 32 years, it's conveniently tallied
> up like a kinky scorecard in a new book that sizes her up as having
> more talent as a publicity machine than an actress.
<...>She then recites the sordid highlights of Jolie's
> "[She twice] married and divorced very young; publicly kissed her
> brother a little too hard; admitted to cutting herself; made vague
> references to drugs; dated a woman; expressed a yearning to be 'taken
> down' by a suitably dominant individual of either gender; declared a
> willingness to try bondage; wore a vial of second husband [Billy Bob]
> Thornton's blood (and divorced him amid allegations of his insatiable
> sex addiction);" and "announced that she satisfies her post-divorce
> sexual needs by having flings with men in motels."
The funny thing is that this woman is that--aside for the camera-ready
awards-show antics (brother kiss, "we had sex in the car" stuff)--the
only evidence of this supposed dark wildness comes from her coy
"announcements" and "expressed yearnings" and "willingness" and "vague
references." The mall-goth junior-high blood vial doesn't count. She's
your basic insecure, image-conscious critter. Nobody else (with the
exception of a few self-serving quips from the equally attention-
hungry Jenny Shimizu (sp?)) has ever even alluded to any kind of
"wildness" in Jolie.
It's pretty funny Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, two of the most
bubble-gummy twits American pop culture has ever produced, have done
more wild, crazy shit in half a year than the supposed high priestess
of tormented angst did in her entire life.