Re: Why Doctors are Idiots: 150 Years of Disatrous Advice on Children's Health (satire)
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Re: Why Doctors are Idiots: 150 Years of Disatrous Advice on Children's Health (satire)         

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Author: yansimon52
Date: Dec 18, 2007 20:51

On Dec 19, 11:46 am, DJhampa gmail.com> wrote:
> This little write-up is a good eye-opener. Taken from :
>
> http://www.newstarget.com/022389.html
>
> With mandatory vaccines suddenly being forced onto parents by doctors
> and so-called "health authorities" in places like Maryland, New Jersey
> and Texas, you might think that doctors being full of bunk is a new
> phenomenon. But no, it's nothing new. Doctors have been full of bunk
> for more than a hundred years! What follows is a short timeline of the
> nonsense, junk science, negligence and harmful advice peddled by
> medical doctors over the last 150 years or so: (see the end of this
> article for serious follow-up comments describing the intent behind
> this satire piece)
>
> 1850's
> Ignaz Semmelweis, an Austrian-Hungarian obstetrician working in a
> clinic that delivers babies, is labeled "insane" by his fellow doctors
> for having the audacity to suggest that doctors should wash their
> hands between delivering babies. He's fired from his job, ostracized
> by the medical community and later dies in an insane asylum and is
> only vindicated long after his death when it is realized that, indeed,
> infections are spread from one patient to another by physicians who
> are too lazy, stubborn or egoistic to simply wash their hands. (A lack
> of hand washing continues to be the primary reason why MRSA and other
> superbugs are spread in hospitals today...)
>
> 1920's
> Don't breastfeed your babies! Use infant formula instead. It's more
> "high-tech." Cow's milk is obviously healthier for your babies than
> mother's milk, right? That's what the doc says... Result: Tens of
> millions of mothers stopped breastfeeding their babies, resulting in
> widespread nutritional deficiencies that impacted those children for
> life. The pushing of infant formula onto mothers continues today in
> hospitals across the country which are paid by infant formula
> manufacturers to give free samples of infant formula to new mothers,
> hoping they will stop breastfeeding and start buying formula. (Saving
> grace: A few courageous pediatricians now speak out forcefully about
> the importance of breastfeeding...)
>
> 1930's
> Smoking while pregnant? No problem. Doctors recommend Camels more than
> any other cigarette! Result: Massive chemical toxicity of the bodies
> of newborns. Increased cancer risk, reduced brain development and a
> lifetime of immune system disorders. (Cigarette ads routinely appeared
> in the Journal of the American Medical Association for well over a
> decade.)
>
> 1940's
> Need a new pair of shoes for your kid? Go size 'em up with the
> fluoroscope X-ray machine at your local shoe store! Never mind the
> radiation exposure of 20 - 75 rems per minute! See wikipedia article
> here. Result: Massive increase in cancer among parents and children
> who visited the shoe stores. Doctors remained silent on this
> significant health risk for decades while millions were harmed -- even
> after strong evidence pointed to the fact that X-ray radiation caused
> cancer.
>
> 1950's
> Hey pregnant women, take thalidomide for your cancer! Don't worry
> about your unborn children. This chemical is perfectly safe! Result:
> 10,000 children born with physical deformities. Doctors continued to
> use infants and pregnant women in pharmaceutical experiments for the
> next fifty years. See Vaccines and Medical Experiments on Children,
> Minorities, Woman and Inmates (1845 - 2007).
>
> 1960's
> Feed your children processed foods! White bread is good for them,
> don't you know? And monosodium glutamate is perfectly healthy for
> children, which is why food companies add it to baby food! So is
> saccharin, hydrogenated oils and sodium nitrite in processed meat.
> Result: Massive malnutrition, liver damage, and the beginnings of the
> diabetes and obesity epidemics that would sweep the nation over the
> next generation.
>
> 1970's
> Place mercury into the mouths of your little children by having their
> cavities filled with "silver" fillings (made with 40%% mercury, a
> potent neurotoxin). Result: Widespread mercury toxicity in children,
> resulting in a sharp increase in neurological conditions, including
> behavioral disorders, infertility and autism. Ignorant, obstinate
> dentists continue to use mercury fillings today, and the American
> Dental Association remains in full support of this extremely dangerous
> heavy metal that results in the mass poisoning of children.
>
> Your kid have a cold? It's probably because their tonsils need to be
> removed! Tonsils have no biological function anyway, doctors claimed.
> Result: Over the last several decades, surgeons have removed tens of
> millions of tonsils, maiming children with a medically useless
> procedure that has now been proven virtually worthless. But it sure
> did raise funds to pay for the luxury German sedans driven by those
> surgeons!
>
> 1980's
> Microwave all the food you feed children. It's quick, convenient and
> perfectly healthy! Result: A massive increase in the consumption of
> processed, artificially modified and dead foods. The introduction of
> the microwave correlates nearly perfectly with the explosion of
> obesity and diabetes in western nations. Most doctors still have
> nothing negative to say about the use of the microwave.
>
> Does your child have an ear infection? Hammer them with antibiotics.
> Don't worry about the fact that antibiotics are useless against ear
> infections, or that they wipe out your child's friendly intestinal
> flora and cause nutritional deficiencies. It's doctor-recommended, so
> it must be good, right? Result: Billions of doses of useless
> antibiotics helped breed a new generation of superbug viruses that
> have now escaped the hospitals and are infecting the public at large.
> Antibiotics are useless to stop them, and doctors still have not
> figured out that you can kill superbugs with colloidal silver or
> garlic. (A fact that ancient human civilizations knew thousands of
> years ago...)
>
> 1990's
> Coat your children with sunscreen. The sun is dangerous and has no
> health benefits whatsoever, didn't you know? And besides, all those
> chemicals in sunscreen are perfectly safe. Result: Children are now
> living with severe vitamin D deficiencies (even rickets!) that greatly
> increase rates of breast cancer, prostate cancer, osteoporosis,
> depression, obesity and diabetes. Doctors still don't recognize the
> important role of vitamin D in children's health, and they prescribe
> drugs to treat the symptoms of disease rather than recommending
> vitamin D (which would correct the underlying problems and eliminate
> the need for pharmaceuticals).
>
> Does your baby have a cough? Feed 'em sugared-up, chemically-
> contaminated cough syrup made by pharmaceutical companies. Don't worry
> that it's never been tested on infants or approved by the FDA. It
> works, right? It's doctor-recommended! Result: Over a billion doses of
> useless, "quack" cough medicine swallowed by infants. The cough syrup
> hoax was finally blown wide open in 2007 when a few courageous
> pediatric physicians finally admitted the products have absolutely no
> medicinal effects and might, in fact, be dangerous for infants and
> children. The FDA continues to allow their sale, however, since
> they're still quite profitable to Big Pharma (even though they don't
> work).
>
> Is little Johnny a bit too jazzed up for your comfort level? Don't
> worry, psychiatrists have a solution: Street drugs for children!
> Illegal amphetamines are now legal thanks to the Big Pharma / FDA
> partnership, and your friendly psych doctor is ready to prescribe
> Ritalin and antidepressant drugs to your "hyperactive" kids. Result:
> Widespread school shootings in America. Tens of millions of children
> suffer stunted physical and mental development -- a dangerous side
> effects that doesn't emerge until 2007. Seehttp://www.newstarget.com/021944.html
>
> 2000's
> Too posh to push? Don't worry, your obstetrician will schedule a C-
> section childbirth appointment and deliver the baby on YOUR schedule
> instead of Mother Nature's. It's more convenient for him, too, because
> then he can still make his golf game. Don't worry about the baby:
> There's no benefit to vaginal childbirth anyway, right? What better
> way to welcome your child to the world than with a scalpel! Result:
> Millions of women subject their children to non-natural child birthing
> that results in an increased risk of lung disease afflictions as well
> as psychological birthing trauma lasting a lifetime.
>
> Worried about your child getting an infectious disease? Inject your
> children with multiple vaccines. It will protect them from infectious
> disease and may, in fact, protect them from oral sex! (At least that's
> what Merck claims.) Besides, there's nothing wrong with a little
> mercury, right? Result: Unknown. It's a great medical experiment now
> being conducted on the children of America. It's backed by idiot
> doctors and gun-toting law enforcement personnel who are ready to
> arrest parents who resist the vaccination mandates.
>
> Need some food for your baby? Buy Similac (or any other baby formula
> powder). It's made with 42.6%% corn syrup solids and 10.1%% sugar,
> making it over 50%% refined sugars! Marketed with a cuddly teddy bear
> on the front label and sporting the claim, "Balanced nutrition for
> older babies," Similac and other infant formula products are little
> more than sugar water for babies. Doctors and pediatricians remain
> silent. There is no outcry. No national scandal. No action by the FDA
> to protect babies. Some doctors even recommend this stuff! (And stupid
> parents keep buying it!)
>
> 2007
> A survey of 1,600 practicing physicians published in the Annals of
> Internal Medicine reveals that reveals that nearly half of all doctors
> failed to report an incompetent colleague who posed a risk to the
> health or safety of a patient. The same survey also revealed that a
> majority of doctors would send their patients to get expensive imaging
> work done at an imaging facility in which they held a financial
> interest, but only 24 percent of doctors said they would reveal that
> conflict of interest to patients.
>
> Result: Yet more incompetent, dishonest doctors continue to scam
> customers and harm patients. The scourge of modern medicine continues
> as corrupt, ignorant and downright incompetent doctors continue to
> harm millions of expectant mothers, infants, babies and children with
> their deadly Big Pharma chemicals and disastrous health advice. The
> reputation of doctors plummets in the minds of the American public,
> and most patients now turn to the Internet to find answers that their
> doctors either don't know or refuse to tell them. The mass exodus of
> patients away from conventional medicine is now well underway...
>
> Why doctors are still idiots
> When it comes to medical idiocy, these examples are just the tip of
> the iceberg. The same hopelessly outdated medical system that has
> given us cigarette-promoting doctors, breastfeeding-censoring doctors
> and superbug-breeding doctors is now claiming your children need yet
> more chemicals in their bodies in the form of vaccinations!
>
> And, by the way, these doctors are the only people in the world who
> are right. They'll tell you so themselves! They are the sole source of
> all knowledge on anything related to health and medicine, and they've
> now garnered enough political power that they've managed to
> criminalize parents who disagree with their medical dogma.
>
> You know what the difference is between God and doctors?
>
> God doesn't think he's a doctor.
>
> These days, instead of doctors simply being full of nonsense, they are
> suddenly a very real danger to your personal freedom. Before, they
> were just peddling health nonsense. Now they hold the keys to your
> freedom and the custody of your children. Refuse to go along with new
> mandatory vaccination programs in New Jersey, for example, and you can
> be arrested, imprisoned, charged with a crime and have your children
> kidnapped by Child Protective Services. How dare you disagree with the
> High Priests of medical dogma!
>
> Personally, I don't necessarily mind doctors being full of crap. It's
> amusing to watch, and hilarious to document. But I do mind doctors
> being full of crap while invoking law enforcement authorities to pull
> out a Glock, slap a 10-round magazine in the grip, point the barrel to
> the head of a mother of three children and demand, "Take OUR medicine,
> or you'll be arrested." Which is, of course, essentially what's
> happening in New Jersey and Maryland right now. It's called Gunpoint
> Medicine, and if you don't believe me, move to New Jersey, and refuse
> to have your children vaccinated. It won't be long before armed men
> show up at your front door with Child Protective Services standing
> behind them, ready to grab your kid, toss him into an unmarked van,
> and have you arrested for "resisting vaccination." This is not
> fiction. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. It takes truly evil
> people to dream up this kind of medical terrorism -- the very people
> who work for Big Pharma and the FDA.
>
> Or maybe I'm wrong about all this. Maybe doctors and health
> authorities have been full of crap for a hundred years, and now all of
> a sudden in 2007, they're instantly right! Maybe they've been visited
> by supernatural, omniscient beings who gave them perfect knowledge
> (along with a new Merck vaccine) and all they're doing is running
> around the country saving little children's lives for the good of
> humanity.
>
> Perhaps 2007 is the new Golden Age of children's health, to be
> initiated with a mass injection of kiddies with a dozen new toxic
> mercury injections to "protect" these kids from things that will
> probably never happen to them. Maybe now, in 2007, organized medicine
> has reversed all its years of bullsnot and finally found the light!
> And that light, we're told, comes in the form of a pill... or a
> vaccine... or chemotherapy... or whatever they tell you to take next.
>
> Yes, indeed! We've been saved by Big Pharma and a brigade of doctors!
> Hail the FDA! Praise the pharmaceutical giants! Give thanks for
> mandatory injections! Listen to the doctors and we'll all be saved!
>
> Quick Note: This satire piece does not mean to imply that ALL doctors
> are complete idiots when it comes to health. There are exceptions.
> Many of the outstanding people I know in natural health started as
> conventional medical doctors (M.D.s). The difference between complete
> idiot doctors and intelligent doctors is that idiots are not willing
> to abandon their existing dogmatic beliefs when faced with new,
> contradictory evidence. Intelligent people, on the other hand, adapt
> and evolve their ideas when faced with new information or evidence.
>
> Conventional medicine, for the most part, does not want to learn
> anything new that might challenge its existing status quo dominance
> over the lives of parents and children. "Innovation is the enemy of
> the status quo," and genuine health enhancement (and disease
> prevention) is the enemy of the entrenched medical industrial complex.
> Most doctors are complete idiots because they follow a dogmatic,
> religious-like belief in blatantly outdated junk medical science, even
> when real world observations and evidence demands the embracing of
> ideas that overthrow previously protected beliefs and career egos.
>
> Until doctors can abandon their egos and admit they don't know
> everything, they will continue to be full of crap.
>
> The purpose behind this satire piece is not to engage in silly name-
> calling exercises, but rather to play an important role in social
> commentary on the huge failures of modern medicine today. Satire and
> humor have important functions in any free society: They reveal what's
> wrong in a hilarious light, simultaneously entertaining us while
> encouraging us to challenge our own ideas and, perhaps, come up with
> new, better solutions for future generations. Political cartoons,
> stand-up comedians and satire pieces like this one all play a role in
> getting people to think more carefully about the issues at hand.
>
> Consider this: If modern medicine really worked well, and if doctors
> were creating wonderful solutions that kept people healthy, then we
> wouldn't have much of anything to make fun of! The fact that silly
> humor and examples of idiotic behavior are so easy to find in
> conventional medicine today is indicative of the failure of medicine
> to be effective. Satire "attack" humor carries a sub-text message that
> says, "We can do better." We don't have to suffer under an idiotic
> system of medicine. We can create a better future based on genuine
> health freedom, the promotion of disease prevention programs, and the
> embracing of plant-based medicines that are safe, affordable and
> highly effective.
>
> Until we get there, poking fun at the hilarious (but sometimes quite
> harmful and disastrous) failures of conventional medicine is an
> important way to keep reminding us all how crazy we are to follow this
> entrenched system of failed medicine. After all, if conventional
> medicine really worked well, wouldn't we all be healthy by now?
>
> Finally, I must add that there is idiocy and humor in every industry.
> Even natural health has its own idiots, too. Every industry has some
> area that can be improved, and there are always idiots working
> alongside geniuses and compassionate leaders, no matter where you look
> (except, perhaps, in politics, where it seems to be almost entirely
> idiots...). It just seems that conventional medicine has more than its
> fair share of short-sighted individuals (which I am equating with the
> term "idiots"). It's not just the doctors, of course, but the doctors
> have played a significant role in promoting the dogmatic beliefs that
> have helped deliver this disastrous failure of a health care system
> that we all suffer under in America today. Cuba actually has better
> health care results than America, and that country has virtually none
> of the technology, pharmaceuticals and insurance programs that we
> have.
>
> That says a lot right there. To some, it's downright hilarious.
> Personally, I can't help but laugh at the whole system of western
> medicine. And I plan to keep making fun of it for as long as it
> continues to produce more health care follies.

Medical science without the help from modern technology .......they
are worst off comparing to other alternative healing ie. TCM...

Come to think of it, beside antibiotic, what is there for Medical
Science to offer, in dealing with infectious diseases?
In fact, medical science totally rely on antibiotic to deal with germ
derived infectious disease but unable to 'understand that relying too
much on this fungi derived antibiotic may lead to further complication
(ie to the human body's immune system) such as the recent emergence of
'antibiotic resistent' cases.......
What causes antibiotic resistent to emerge globally?

Needless to say.........that's boil down to medical science lack of
medicinal knowledge or medical analogy. Yah, we were fed with this
medical analogy every now and then, 'good germ killing bad germ' by
medical science but, medical science is unable to understand the roots
of the problem in these fungi/bacteria stuffs that when 'one take too
much fungi/fermented/bacteria (these are single cell molecule)
foodstuffs, one oso tend to face alot of bacteria related sicknesses
ie. cancer, ulcer, ear infection and even fungus at finger-tip'....all
these contributed to this antibiotic resistent thing globally.

Worst still, ask any GP with this question........'halo doc, where
does antibioitc derived from?.. ..I bet you mostly all GPs don't even
know what's a fuck where does antibiotic derived from?.....and they
keep on prescribing to patients.
In fact, almost all GPs played a part in contributing to this
antibiotic resistent thing worldwide..cos, they (GPs) cos they do not
know what they are indulging with.
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