rst0wxyz wrote:
> On Aug 20, 6:54 pm, Dirty Sick Pig
pigs_lodge_1.org> wrote:>> rst0wxyz wrote:
>>> On Aug 20, 3:47 pm, Dirty Sick Pig
pigs_lodge_1.org> wrote:>>>> Found this nice Cantonese restaurant in California, USA. Here's their menu:
>>>> SUC MEI PAGODA
>>>> The 969 Cuntonese Cuisine
>>>> Groups of 8 or more $69.96
>>>> 9696 Fellatio Boulevard
>>>> Escondildo, CA 969969
>>>> 281-6969 [That's Two-Ate-One, Sixty-Nine, Sixty-Nine]
>>>> PRIVATE PORKING IN THE REAR
>>>> A LA CARTE - $9.69 Each
>>>> Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 2.7 Days
>>>> Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
>>>> Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
>>>> Suc Sum Tit - Children's Special
>>>> Yung Poon Tang - No Take Out Orders Accepted
>>>> LUNCHEON SPECIALS - Must Order by Number!!!
>>>> 1. Sum Yung Chick ..... $9.69
>>>> Different and delicious!
>>>> 2. Won Hung Lo ..... $9.69
>>>> Chinese Meatballs.
>>>> 3. Sum Dum Fuc ..... $9.69
>>>> Same as #1 but with extra sauce.
>>>> 4. Chu Sum Twat ..... $69.96
>>>> Dinner for parties of 8 or more.
>>>> 5. Suc Mi Pork ..... $9.69
>>>> Chef's special.
>>>> 6. Fuc Yu Man ..... $9.69
>>>> Specialty of the house.
>>>> DINNER COMBINATIONS – Must Order by Number!!!
>>>> 7. Goo In Hand ..... $9.69
>>>> For those dining alone.
>>>> 8. Goo Wee Chick ..... $9.69
>>>> Sloppy seconds no extra charge.
>>>> 9. Cum Too Sun ..... $9.69
>>>> Order early! These go fast!
>>>> 10. Suc Mei Wang ..... $9.69
>>>> Traditional Chinese meatloaf.
>>>> 11. Sum Dum Chik ..... $0.69
>>>> You get what you pay for!
>>>> 12. Fuc Mei Slo ..... $9.69
>>>> Not available after 10:0 PM
>>>> 13. Lik Mi Clit ..... $9.69
>>>> A lip smacking Oriental delicacy!
>>>> 14. Cho Kon It ..... $9.69
>>>> Not for the light throated!
>>>> 15. Fuc Sum Now ..... $9.69
>>>> For those in a big hurry!
>>>> 16. Wei Tu Yung ..... $9.69
>>>> Not available on school nights.
>>>> 17. Tung Sum Chick ..... $9.69
>>>> Chef’s Special.
>>>> 18. Sum Gulp Cum ..... $9.69
>>>> Low-calorie diet special.
>>>> Jim Walsh Special.
>>> Must be Dirty Sick Pig's own restaurant.
>>> Business pretty bad, Dirty Sick Pig?
>> It has been a long time since your last visit, but I still thank you for
>> your kind and loyal patronage. Your favorite dishes Cum Too Sun and Wei
>> Tu Yung are always available for you at your usual table, as well as the
>> usual Sum Yung Chick take out. Your preferred off-menu items are also
>
> I don't patronize Chinese restaurants, Dirty Sick Pig. Remember, I
> can't eat rice, allergies.
Ever heard of Chinese steak and braised veggies?
> Give me a pizza, hamburger, roast beef,... anytime.
You have to go to Beijing for really good flat breads, sliders and
mystery meat.
>> still available just for you and your young escort girls' delectation.
>
> Too old for young girls, Dirty Sick Pig. I have one at home which is
> more than I can hanfle.
Kindly inform us when she finally reaches puberty, ok, you pedo-DOM?
>> Yes, they will still fit under your table for games of Smiles.
>
> I always have smiles, friend or foe.
How many young escort girls under the table to make you smile to friend
and foe?
>> Restaurateur & Embalmer Pig, Proprietor
>> Suc Mei Pagoda Chinese Cuisine & TX-VA Embalming Parlor
