On Aug 20, 6:54Â pm, Dirty Sick Pig
pigs_lodge_1.org> wrote:> rst0wxyz wrote:
>> On Aug 20, 3:47 pm, Dirty Sick Pig
pigs_lodge_1.org> wrote:>>> Found this nice Cantonese restaurant in California, USA. Â Here's their menu:
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>>> SUC MEI PAGODA
>>> The 969 Cuntonese Cuisine
>>> Groups of 8 or more $69.96
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>>> 9696 Fellatio Boulevard
>>> Escondildo, CA 969969
>>> 281-6969 [That's Two-Ate-One, Sixty-Nine, Sixty-Nine]
>>> PRIVATE PORKING IN THE REAR
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>>> A LA CARTE - $9.69 Each
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>>> Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 2.7 Days
>>> Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
>>> Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
>>> Suc Sum Tit - Children's Special
>>> Yung Poon Tang - No Take Out Orders Accepted
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>>> LUNCHEON SPECIALS - Must Order by Number!!!
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>>> 1. Sum Yung Chick ..... $9.69
>>> Different and delicious!
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>>> 2. Won Hung Lo ..... $9.69
>>> Chinese Meatballs.
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>>> 3. Sum Dum Fuc ..... $9.69
>>> Same as #1 but with extra sauce.
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>>> 4. Chu Sum Twat ..... $69.96
>>> Dinner for parties of 8 or more.
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>>> 5. Suc Mi Pork ..... $9.69
>>> Chef's special.
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>>> 6. Fuc Yu Man ..... $9.69
>>> Specialty of the house.
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>>> DINNER COMBINATIONS – Must Order by Number!!!
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>>> 7. Goo In Hand ..... $9.69
>>> For those dining alone.
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>>> 8. Goo Wee Chick ..... $9.69
>>> Sloppy seconds no extra charge.
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>>> 9. Cum Too Sun ..... $9.69
>>> Order early! These go fast!
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>>> 10. Suc Mei Wang ..... $9.69
>>> Traditional Chinese meatloaf.
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>>> 11. Sum Dum Chik ..... $0.69
>>> You get what you pay for!
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>>> 12. Fuc Mei Slo ..... $9.69
>>> Not available after 10:0 PM
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>>> 13. Lik Mi Clit ..... $9.69
>>> A lip smacking Oriental delicacy!
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>>> 14. Cho Kon It ..... $9.69
>>> Not for the light throated!
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>>> 15. Fuc Sum Now ..... $9.69
>>> For those in a big hurry!
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>>> 16. Wei Tu Yung ..... $9.69
>>> Not available on school nights.
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>>> 17. Tung Sum Chick ..... $9.69
>>> Chef’s Special.
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>>> 18. Sum Gulp Cum ..... $9.69
>>> Low-calorie diet special.
>>> Jim Walsh Special.
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>> Must be Dirty Sick Pig's own restaurant.
>> Business pretty bad, Dirty Sick Pig?
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> It has been a long time since your last visit, but I still thank you for
> your kind and loyal patronage. Â Your favorite dishes Cum Too Sun and Wei
> Tu Yung are always available for you at your usual table, as well as the
> usual Sum Yung Chick take out. Â Your preferred off-menu items are also
I don't patronize Chinese restaurants, Dirty Sick Pig. Remember, I
can't eat rice, allergies.
Give me a pizza, hamburger, roast beef,... anytime.
> still available just for you and your young escort girls' delectation.
Too old for young girls, Dirty Sick Pig. I have one at home which is
more than I can hanfle.
> Yes, they will still fit under your table for games of Smiles.
I always have smiles, friend or foe.
>
> Restaurateur & Embalmer Pig, Proprietor
> Suc Mei Pagoda Chinese Cuisine & TX-VA Embalming Parlor
