> On Aug 20, 3:47 pm, Dirty Sick Pig pigs_lodge_1.org> wrote:

>> Found this nice Cantonese restaurant in California, USA. Here's their menu:
>>
>> SUC MEI PAGODA
>> The 969 Cuntonese Cuisine
>> Groups of 8 or more $69.96
>>
>> 9696 Fellatio Boulevard
>> Escondildo, CA 969969
>> 281-6969 [That's Two-Ate-One, Sixty-Nine, Sixty-Nine]
>> PRIVATE PORKING IN THE REAR
>>
>> A LA CARTE - $9.69 Each
>>
>> Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 2.7 Days
>> Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
>> Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
>> Suc Sum Tit - Children's Special
>> Yung Poon Tang - No Take Out Orders Accepted
>>
>> LUNCHEON SPECIALS - Must Order by Number!!!
>>
>> 1. Sum Yung Chick ..... $9.69
>> Different and delicious!
>>
>> 2. Won Hung Lo ..... $9.69
>> Chinese Meatballs.
>>
>> 3. Sum Dum Fuc ..... $9.69
>> Same as #1 but with extra sauce.
>>
>> 4. Chu Sum Twat ..... $69.96
>> Dinner for parties of 8 or more.
>>
>> 5. Suc Mi Pork ..... $9.69
>> Chef's special.
>>
>> 6. Fuc Yu Man ..... $9.69
>> Specialty of the house.
>>
>> DINNER COMBINATIONS – Must Order by Number!!!
>>
>> 7. Goo In Hand ..... $9.69
>> For those dining alone.
>>
>> 8. Goo Wee Chick ..... $9.69
>> Sloppy seconds no extra charge.
>>
>> 9. Cum Too Sun ..... $9.69
>> Order early! These go fast!
>>
>> 10. Suc Mei Wang ..... $9.69
>> Traditional Chinese meatloaf.
>>
>> 11. Sum Dum Chik ..... $0.69
>> You get what you pay for!
>>
>> 12. Fuc Mei Slo ..... $9.69
>> Not available after 10:0 PM
>>
>> 13. Lik Mi Clit ..... $9.69
>> A lip smacking Oriental delicacy!
>>
>> 14. Cho Kon It ..... $9.69
>> Not for the light throated!
>>
>> 15. Fuc Sum Now ..... $9.69
>> For those in a big hurry!
>>
>> 16. Wei Tu Yung ..... $9.69
>> Not available on school nights.
>>
>> 17. Tung Sum Chick ..... $9.69
>> Chef’s Special.
>>
>> 18. Sum Gulp Cum ..... $9.69
>> Low-calorie diet special.
>> Jim Walsh Special.

>
> Must be Dirty Sick Pig's own restaurant.
> Business pretty bad, Dirty Sick Pig?