> Found this nice Cantonese restaurant in California, USA.  Here's their menu:
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> SUC MEI PAGODA
> The 969 Cuntonese Cuisine
> Groups of 8 or more $69.96
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> 9696 Fellatio Boulevard
> Escondildo, CA 969969
> 281-6969 [That's Two-Ate-One, Sixty-Nine, Sixty-Nine]
> PRIVATE PORKING IN THE REAR
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> A LA CARTE - $9.69 Each
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> Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 2.7 Days
> Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
> Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
> Suc Sum Tit - Children's Special
> Yung Poon Tang - No Take Out Orders Accepted
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> LUNCHEON SPECIALS - Must Order by Number!!!
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> 1. Sum Yung Chick ..... $9.69
> Different and delicious!
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> 2. Won Hung Lo ..... $9.69
> Chinese Meatballs.
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> 3. Sum Dum Fuc ..... $9.69
> Same as #1 but with extra sauce.
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> 4. Chu Sum Twat ..... $69.96
> Dinner for parties of 8 or more.
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> 5. Suc Mi Pork ..... $9.69
> Chef's special.
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> 6. Fuc Yu Man ..... $9.69
> Specialty of the house.
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> DINNER COMBINATIONS – Must Order by Number!!!
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> 7. Goo In Hand ..... $9.69
> For those dining alone.
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> 8. Goo Wee Chick ..... $9.69
> Sloppy seconds no extra charge.
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> 9. Cum Too Sun ..... $9.69
> Order early! These go fast!
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> 10. Suc Mei Wang ..... $9.69
> Traditional Chinese meatloaf.
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> 11. Sum Dum Chik ..... $0.69
> You get what you pay for!
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> 12. Fuc Mei Slo ..... $9.69
> Not available after 10:0 PM
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> 13. Lik Mi Clit ..... $9.69
> A lip smacking Oriental delicacy!
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> 14. Cho Kon It ..... $9.69
> Not for the light throated!
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> 15. Fuc Sum Now ..... $9.69
> For those in a big hurry!
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> 16. Wei Tu Yung ..... $9.69
> Not available on school nights.
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> 17. Tung Sum Chick ..... $9.69
> Chef’s Special.
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> 18. Sum Gulp Cum ..... $9.69
> Low-calorie diet special.
> Jim Walsh Special.