Found this nice Cantonese restaurant in California, USA. Here's their menu:

SUC MEI PAGODA
The 969 Cuntonese Cuisine
Groups of 8 or more $69.96

9696 Fellatio Boulevard
Escondildo, CA 969969
281-6969 [That's Two-Ate-One, Sixty-Nine, Sixty-Nine]
PRIVATE PORKING IN THE REAR

A LA CARTE - $9.69 Each

Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 2.7 Days
Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
Suc Sum Tit - Children's Special
Yung Poon Tang - No Take Out Orders Accepted

LUNCHEON SPECIALS - Must Order by Number!!!

1. Sum Yung Chick ..... $9.69
Different and delicious!

2. Won Hung Lo ..... $9.69
Chinese Meatballs.

3. Sum Dum Fuc ..... $9.69
Same as #1 but with extra sauce.

4. Chu Sum Twat ..... $69.96
Dinner for parties of 8 or more.

5. Suc Mi Pork ..... $9.69
Chef's special.

6. Fuc Yu Man ..... $9.69
Specialty of the house.

DINNER COMBINATIONS – Must Order by Number!!!

7. Goo In Hand ..... $9.69
For those dining alone.

8. Goo Wee Chick ..... $9.69
Sloppy seconds no extra charge.

9. Cum Too Sun ..... $9.69
Order early! These go fast!

10. Suc Mei Wang ..... $9.69
Traditional Chinese meatloaf.

11. Sum Dum Chik ..... $0.69
You get what you pay for!

12. Fuc Mei Slo ..... $9.69
Not available after 10:0 PM

13. Lik Mi Clit ..... $9.69
A lip smacking Oriental delicacy!

14. Cho Kon It ..... $9.69
Not for the light throated!

15. Fuc Sum Now ..... $9.69
For those in a big hurry!

16. Wei Tu Yung ..... $9.69
Not available on school nights.

17. Tung Sum Chick ..... $9.69
Chef’s Special.

18. Sum Gulp Cum ..... $9.69
Low-calorie diet special.
Jim Walsh Special.