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Group: soc.culture.hongkong · Group Profile
Author: Dirty Sick PigDirty Sick Pig Date: Jul 7, 2008 17:55
rst0wxyz wrote:
> On Jul 6, 5:33 pm, Dirty Sick Pig pigs_lodge_1.org> wrote:>> rst0wxyz wrote:
>>> It's like Maryland's blue crap season.
>> What makes this crap blue, O Wizened One? Bombay Gin?
> I see you have never been to a Maryland blue crap feast. You buy them
> by the buckets, and it comes with wooden mallets. yummy yummy.
Why use wooden mallets? Isn't a 5-pound sledge hammer more effective on
Maryland blue crap? And, I don't need to cross the state line to MD
just to feast on blue crap; all I need to do is bend over and slurp.
Fresh, steaming and slushy brown crap tastes better, if I may say so myself.
I see now that you haven't been to a Virginia brown crap banquet!
Craposseur Pig
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