> I'm an automation janitor, voyeur, and psychopathic counselor. I counsel
> Lao PDR's Generals, Presidents, and Captains of Industry. I inventory
> dumpsters, paint graffiti, copy things from websites, and bilk women out
> of
> money. I'm also a super ass caretaker.
>
> I used to ride a motorcycle with other mountain's men, but they kept
> wanting
> to ride all the time and my ass got sore.
>
> I drink a lot. Sometimes I can't remember what I did the night before
> when
> I wake up. My friends say I didn't do anything but pass out and fall on
> my
> butt real hard. I guess that explains why my ass is so sore some
> mornings.
>
> Here is my picture along with my sibling taken when we were young with our
> mom:
>
> http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/v/A/what_is_it.jpg