> On Sep 4, 3:39 pm, Tzianeng Vang gmail.com> wrote:
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>> Here are few I've heard of:

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>> Interviewer: What is the name of the river run from north to south of
>> United States?
>> Hmong lady: After awhile and as her frustration grew, murmured, "niam
>> mob pim!"
>> Interviewer: Right, Mississippi River!

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>> Names/sound to go by during citizenship class/test:

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>> 1. Bill Clinton...Bill Khob Teeb
>> 2. George Washington...Ntses Noj Ntsaum Nab

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>> Thanks for sharing the laughters y'all...

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>> On Aug 21, 9:47 pm, ເຄຣຊີ້ແລຣີ້ yahoo.com> wrote:

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>>> Two Hmong ladies try to get citizenship in California. The interviewer
>>> ask Hmong lady #1 Zoua, "How many stripes are on the flag?" Zoua says,
>>> "13" which was correct. Interviewer then ask Hmong lady #2 Fong Nhia,
>>> "What state do you live in?" Fong Nhia was puzzled and didn't know.
>>> Zoua said to Fong Nhia,"Ooohh..Cas lia Fong Nhia, its too hard just
>>> forget it." The interviewer said, "Yes, its California!"

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>>> Hmongtain dews!

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>>> ieieieie

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>>> Your friend,
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> I lke that.
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> Here's another one.
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> Empire State Building Jumper joke text
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> Ok there Tseem Yeej and Larry were in a bar and they were watching the
> 11:00 news.
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> The news showed that there was a guy about to jump off the empire
> state building.
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> Tseem Yeej says, "I bet ya he's not gonna jump."
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> Larry says, "I bet ya he is."
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> Right when they put the money down on the table the guy jumps off the
> Empire State Building.
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> Larry says, "I can't take your money because I saw this on the 5:00
> news."
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