On Sep 4, 3:39 pm, Tzianeng Vang
gmail.com> wrote:> Here are few I've heard of:
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> Interviewer: What is the name of the river run from north to south of
> United States?
> Hmong lady: After awhile and as her frustration grew, murmured, "niam
> mob pim!"
> Interviewer: Right, Mississippi River!
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> Names/sound to go by during citizenship class/test:
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> 1. Bill Clinton...Bill Khob Teeb
> 2. George Washington...Ntses Noj Ntsaum Nab
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> Thanks for sharing the laughters y'all...
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> On Aug 21, 9:47 pm, ເຄຣຊີ້ແລຣີ້
yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>> Two Hmong ladies try to get citizenship in California. The interviewer
>> ask Hmong lady #1 Zoua, "How many stripes are on the flag?" Zoua says,
>> "13" which was correct. Interviewer then ask Hmong lady #2 Fong Nhia,
>> "What state do you live in?" Fong Nhia was puzzled and didn't know.
>> Zoua said to Fong Nhia,"Ooohh..Cas lia Fong Nhia, its too hard just
>> forget it." The interviewer said, "Yes, its California!"
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>> Hmongtain dews!
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>> ieieieie
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>> Your friend,
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I lke that.
Here's another one.
Empire State Building Jumper joke text
Ok there Tseem Yeej and Larry were in a bar and they were watching the
11:00 news.
The news showed that there was a guy about to jump off the empire
state building.
Tseem Yeej says, "I bet ya he's not gonna jump."
Larry says, "I bet ya he is."
Right when they put the money down on the table the guy jumps off the
Empire State Building.
Larry says, "I can't take your money because I saw this on the 5:00
news."
Tseem Yeej says, "I did too but I didnt think he'd be stupid enough to
do it again"
