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>> Two Hmong ladies try to get citizenship in California. The interviewer
>> ask Hmong lady #1 Zoua, "How many stripes are on the flag?" Zoua says,
>> "13" which was correct. Interviewer then ask Hmong lady #2 Fong Nhia,
>> "What state do you live in?" Fong Nhia was puzzled and didn't know.
>> Zoua said to Fong Nhia,"Ooohh..Cas lia Fong Nhia, its too hard just
>> forget it." The interviewer said, "Yes, its California!"

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>> Hmongtain dews!

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>> ieieieie

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>> Your friend,
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> Tseemyeej and his new bride decided to make love on the wedding night
> in the hotel where they held their wedding. Tseemyeej’s wife did not
> want to get pregnant and requested Tseemyeej to buy condom from the
> shop nearby. When Tseemyeej left, the wife waited anxiously in the
> room with all the lights switched off.
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> Being an FOB, Tseemyeej had a hard time finding a shop that sells
> condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one
> 25 cents coin. The shop owner saids "The white condom, lowest quality,
> is 20 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 25 cents each,
> and the purple condom, highest quality, is 30 cents each." Tseemyeej
> took the black condom as he had only 25 cents with him.
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> While Tseemyeej was out, a black thief came into the room. Tseemyeej’s
> wife did not notice and thought that it was Tseemyeej. She grabs the
> thief and happily screws away. Tseemyeej’s wife was so exhausted that
> she fell asleep immediately.
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> When Tseemyeej got back, he found his wife sleeping. Without
> hesitation, he jumps onto his wife. Tseemyeej’s wife was surprised
> that Tseemyeej was so energetic as she enjoyed the session.
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> Nine months later Tseemyeej’s wife gave birth to a black baby boy.
> When the baby grew up, he ask Tseemyeej "Daddy, why am I black and you
> are yellow?"
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> Tseemyeej shouted "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you
> would have been PURPLE".
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> Hehehe 55555
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> Your friend,
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