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Group: soc.culture.hmong · Group Profile
Author: à»àºàº£àºàºµà»à»àº¥àº£àºµà»à»àºàº£àºàºµà»à»àº¥àº£àºµà» Date: Aug 27, 2008 05:23
On Aug 21, 10:47 pm, ເຄຣຊີ້ແລຣີ້ yahoo.com> wrote:> Two Hmong ladies try to get citizenship in California. The interviewer
> ask Hmong lady #1 Zoua, "How many stripes are on the flag?" Zoua says,
> "13" which was correct. Interviewer then ask Hmong lady #2 Fong Nhia,
> "What state do you live in?" Fong Nhia was puzzled and didn't know.
> Zoua said to Fong Nhia,"Ooohh..Cas lia Fong Nhia, its too hard just
> forget it." The interviewer said, "Yes, its California!"
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> What do Hmongs like to drink?
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> Hmongtain dews!
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> Your friend,
> ແລຣີ້
Tseemyeej and his new bride decided to make love on the wedding night
in the hotel where they held their wedding. Tseemyeej’s wife did not
want to get pregnant and requested Tseemyeej to buy condom from the
shop nearby. When Tseemyeej left, the wife waited anxiously in the
room with all the lights switched off.
Being an FOB, Tseemyeej had a hard time finding a shop that sells
condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one
25 cents coin. The shop owner saids "The white condom, lowest quality,
is 20 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 25 cents each,
and the purple condom, highest quality, is 30 cents each." Tseemyeej
took the black condom as he had only 25 cents with him.
While Tseemyeej was out, a black thief came into the room. Tseemyeej’s
wife did not notice and thought that it was Tseemyeej. She grabs the
thief and happily screws away. Tseemyeej’s wife was so exhausted that
she fell asleep immediately.
When Tseemyeej got back, he found his wife sleeping. Without
hesitation, he jumps onto his wife. Tseemyeej’s wife was surprised
that Tseemyeej was so energetic as she enjoyed the session.
Nine months later Tseemyeej’s wife gave birth to a black baby boy.
When the baby grew up, he ask Tseemyeej "Daddy, why am I black and you
are yellow?"
Tseemyeej shouted "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you
would have been PURPLE".
Hehehe 55555
Your friend,
ແລຣີ້
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