> How about this "true story".....
>
> Two fresh off the boat teenage mong girls illegally pratice driving
> before their big drivers license test date.  unfortunately, they got
> pulled over.  the conversation began as followd:
>
> Police:  May i see your license?
> Driver:  No laisxee
> Police:  No license?  What is your name?
> Driver:  My name her name
> Police:  Do you speak English?
> Driver: Yes, little
> Police:  What is your name again?
> Driver:  My name her name
>
> The police was confused...looking at the driver and the passenger and
> asked:
>
> Police:  Waht is her name?
> Passenger:  Her name my name.
>
> At this point, police was irritated, and he noted that the girls are
> kinda young...so he asked the driver:
>
> Police:  do you have a telephone number that i can call and talk to
> someone who speaks english?
> Driver:  Yes, call fucker....
> Police:  what?
> Driver: Fucker!!!
> Police:  Excuse me?  What is your father's name?
> Driver: Fucker!!!
>
> Police then asked the passenger....
>
> Police: what is yoru father's name?
> Passenger:  FuckYa.....
>
> During court date...an interpreter was present...and they discovered
> that the driver was MAI NENG and the passenger was "HER,
> NENG"...father number 1 is Fav Yia and father number 2 is Fav Kawm.
> this joke is kinda old...but still very funny for the newcomers...
>
> yaweh