How about this "true story".....

Two fresh off the boat teenage mong girls illegally pratice driving
before their big drivers license test date. unfortunately, they got
pulled over. the conversation began as followd:

Police: May i see your license?
Driver: No laisxee
Police: No license? What is your name?
Driver: My name her name
Police: Do you speak English?
Driver: Yes, little
Police: What is your name again?
Driver: My name her name

The police was confused...looking at the driver and the passenger and
asked:

Police: Waht is her name?
Passenger: Her name my name.

At this point, police was irritated, and he noted that the girls are
kinda young...so he asked the driver:

Police: do you have a telephone number that i can call and talk to
someone who speaks english?
Driver: Yes, call fucker....
Police: what?
Driver: Fucker!!!
Police: Excuse me? What is your father's name?
Driver: Fucker!!!

Police then asked the passenger....

Police: what is yoru father's name?
Passenger: FuckYa.....

During court date...an interpreter was present...and they discovered
that the driver was MAI NENG and the passenger was "HER,
NENG"...father number 1 is Fav Yia and father number 2 is Fav Kawm.
this joke is kinda old...but still very funny for the newcomers...

yaweh