Two Hmong ladies try to get citizenship in California. The interviewer
ask Hmong lady #1 Zoua, "How many stripes are on the flag?" Zoua says,
"13" which was correct. Interviewer then ask Hmong lady #2 Fong Nhia,
"What state do you live in?" Fong Nhia was puzzled and didn't know.
Zoua said to Fong Nhia,"Ooohh..Cas lia Fong Nhia, its too hard just
forget it." The interviewer said, "Yes, its California!"

On Aug 21, 7:47 pm, ເຄຣຊີ້ແລຣີ້ yahoo.com> wrote:

Yawm Larry eh!

Koj yeej crazy tiag X nawb yod!

When my wife took the Citizenship test the interviewer asked her about
the colors of the US flag. But the funny part was the flag was on the
wall behind the interviewer.

A Hmong guy went to take the citizenship test and the interviewers
asked, who is the Governor in your stated....and he totally forget the
answers, so about two minutes into the thinking process, the
interpreter told the old man to say, "koj hais tia yog niag "dev vwm"
xwb mas. The old man missed pronounces and say, "davis". hehe..

On Aug 22, 1:01 am, Hmoobleejtub hotmail.com>
wrote:

I like the anwer from that Npav Ntsuab song:

"Hais tias yog niag npua xwb mas."

"Oh, PIG? Peet.. Peet Wilson!"

Thaum kuv mus xeem es kuv twb teb hais tias yog Judicial branch,
executive branch, and judicial branch no kuv twb tau los mas. Ib tsam
kuv mam muab xav thiab nrog kuv pojniam mas wb cas xav luag thiab
tiag. hehe tus interviewer mas keej ib yam li kuv thiab os...

Txawjvamyias

How about this "true story".....

Two fresh off the boat teenage mong girls illegally pratice driving
before their big drivers license test date. unfortunately, they got
pulled over. the conversation began as followd:

Police: May i see your license?
Driver: No laisxee
Police: No license? What is your name?
Driver: My name her name
Police: Do you speak English?
Driver: Yes, little
Police: What is your name again?
Driver: My name her name

The police was confused...looking at the driver and the passenger and
asked:

Police: Waht is her name?
Passenger: Her name my name.

At this point, police was irritated, and he noted that the girls are
kinda young...so he asked the driver:

On Aug 22, 9:55 am, tsujsuadl...@hotmail.com wrote:

On Aug 22, 9:55 am, tsujsuadl...@hotmail.com wrote: