Всъщност, вица е доста пошъл, но на място:

Большой Театр, представление на "Лебедово езеро".

Начало на представлението, публиката е по местата си, лампите бавно
гаснат, в салона настъпва пълна тишина, всички тръпнат в очакване на
увертюрата.

Неочаквано, преди завесата да се дръпне, на сцената излиза един
пожарникар със свещ и стол в ръце.

Поставя стола и свещта на земята, сяда на стола и....започва да онанира.

След десетина секунди от първия ред на онемялата зала се чува възмутен
женски глас:

- Какво правите, как не Ви е срам бе, товарищ!

Пожарникарят стреснато се обръща към залата:

- А! Кой е тук?

Та: има ли някой в s.c.b. или може вече да почвам?

I saw a video on YouTube in which the Palastinian Doctor recently
released from Libya appeared to speak very good Bulgarian. I speak a
little Bulgarian, but not really enough so that I could be a good
judge. I'm curious as to how this can be. From the news accounts I
have read, he was born in Egypt and grew up in Libya. He was recently
granted Bulgarian citizenship, but it seems that he has never (until
now) lived in Bulgaria. So how can it be that he speaks Bulgarian?

Anyway, my best wishes for this guy after returning from hell. I've
heard that he's replaced Slavi Trifonov as Bulgaria's most eligible
bachelor ...

This summer, the temperature in Romania reached 41°C. Some of the
culprits are car races. If cars are necessary to displace oneself or
merchandises, it is a shame to use them just to do sport. But car
races will be forbidden, it's a danger for our planet.

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Дали има някой, който може да познае кой е казал следното?
(за нетърпеливите - прочетете в края)


Когда я вернулся в Россию в 1994, я застал здесь — почти обожествление
Западного мира и государственного строя разных его стран. Надо признать,
что в этом было не столько действительного знания и сознательного
выбора, сколько естественного отвращения от большевицкого режима и его
антизападной пропаганды. Обстановку сначала поменяли жестокие НАТОвские
бомбежки Сербии.

Они провели чёрную, неизгладимую черту — и справедливо будет сказать,
что во всех слоях российского общества. Затем положение усугубилось
шагами НАТО по втягиванию в свою сферу частей распавшегося СССР, и
особенно чувствительно — Украины, столь родственной нам через миллионы
живых конкретных семейных связей. Они могут быть в одночасье разрублены
новой границей военного блока.

Итак, восприятие Запада как, по преимуществу, Рыцаря Демократии —
сменилось разочарованной констатацией, что в основе западной политики
лежит прежде всего прагматизм, зачастую корыстный, циничный. Многими в
России это переживалось тяжело, как крушение идеалов.

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=(1)= Significance of hospitality in Islam is great. The essence of
hospitality is that when guests arrive there should be no sense of
frustration, rather whatever best one can arrange should be offered to
the guests, without lavishness. [Surah Hud (11:70)]
=(2)= The true Islamic civility as regards hospitality is to serve the
guests with cheerfulness.
=(3)=The Holy Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be on him) said
that hospitality was a symptom of faith. This notion was not limited
to one's near and dear ones, rather each guest, regardless of
religion, was served well and taken care of.--- The Holy Prophet
(peace and blessings of Allah be on him) also had guests who stayed
for longer duration, people who took blessings from his hospitality
for days. However, such instances were without formality and whatever
was available was served and offered to them.--- After the victory of
Mecca when notable delegations would come to meet with the Holy
Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be on him) he would allocate
their board and lodging among his Companions and would later ask if
the guests had had satisfactory stay.---When a guest would arrive he
would first inquire from his own household if there were provisions ...

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