> Fossil Feces men have named you.
> You're so like a steaming turd.
> Are you real can you feel Fossil Feces,
> Or just another cold and very lonely pile of crap.

>
> [ New evidence of earliest North Americans
>
> By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID, AP Science Writer 45 minutes ago
>
> New evidence shows humans lived in North America more than 14,000 years
> ago, 1,000 years earlier than had previously been known. Discovered in a
> cave in Oregon, fossil feces yielded DNA indicating these early residents
> were related to people living in Siberia and East Asia, according to a
> report in Thursday's online edition of the journal Science.
>
> "This is the first time we have been able to get dates that are
> undeniably human, and they are 1,000 years before Clovis," said Dennis L.
> Jenkins, a University of Oregon archaeologist, referring to the Clovis
> culture, well known for its unique spear-points that have been studied
> previously.
>
> Humans are widely believed to have arrived in North America from Asia
> over a land-bridge between Alaska and Siberia during a warmer period. A
> variety of dates has been proposed and some are in dispute.
>
> Few artifacts were found in the cave, leading Jenkins to speculate that
> these people stayed there only a few days at a time before moving on,
> perhaps following game animals or looking for other food.
>
> The petrified poop — coprolites to scientists — is yielding a look at the
> diet of these ancient Americans, Jenkins said.
>
> While the analysis is not yet complete, he said there are bones of
> squirrels, bison hair, fish scales, protein from birds and dogs and the
> remains of plants such as grass and sunflowers.]
>
> Suckers did'nt know much about skinning or deboning
>
> In other news, the Hemmorhoid Band of the Weary Ass Tribe is claiming the
> coprolite as a sacred cultural item.