John Iser wrote:
> Ben Goren wrote:
>> John Iser wrote:
>>> slottedspoon wrote:
>>>
>>>> I the fringe debate over the historcrisy of Christ I think we
>>>> are probably on safe historical footing with the Gospels
>>>> concerning certain basic facts about the life of Jesus.
>>>
>>> Like: his breaking his mother's hymen at his birth, after her
>>> getting up the duff to Gawd? Didn't happen.
>>
>> Oh, but it /did/ happen. Just not to Mary, Jesus, and God.
>>
>> It, in fact, happened to Danae, Perseus, and Zeus.
>
> ...thus proving that Xianity is an environmentally friendly
> religion. It has been recycling other religions' stories for
> 2000 years!
>
> They edited out the bit about the golden shower,
> though. Wowsers.
Well, they didn't so much edit it out as tone it down. That golden
shower is Zeus's spirit form, just like the Holy Ghost is YHWH's
spirit form.
It does, however, do a good job at illustrating either the
Christer's prudishness or their lack of a sense of humor....
Cheers,
b&
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