John Iser wrote:
> Ben Goren wrote:
>> John Iser wrote:
>>> slottedspoon wrote:
>>>> I the fringe debate over the historcrisy of Christ I think we
>>>> are probably on safe historical footing with the Gospels
>>>> concerning certain basic facts about the life of Jesus.
>>> Like: his breaking his mother's hymen at his birth, after her
>>> getting up the duff to Gawd? Didn't happen.
>> Oh, but it /did/ happen. Just not to Mary, Jesus, and God.
>> It, in fact, happened to Danae, Perseus, and Zeus.
> ...thus proving that Xianity is an environmentally friendly
> religion. It has been recycling other religions' stories for
> 2000 years!
> They edited out the bit about the golden shower,
> though. Wowsers.
Well, they didn't so much edit it out as tone it down. That golden
shower is Zeus's spirit form, just like the Holy Ghost is YHWH's
It does, however, do a good job at illustrating either the
Christer's prudishness or their lack of a sense of humor....
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
``All but God can prove this sentence true.''
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