>> Tomasso wrote:
>>>>I mean, I've examined all the relevant material and I believe that
>>>> Christ was an authentic historical figure. We'll have to agree to
>>> Moses's third tablet also included five commandments (number 11 to 15), and
>>> the 13th was "Thou shalt not be a gullible twat". Unfortunately that tablet
>>> was withheld from the masses, and the Abrahamic religions have been
>>> gullible ever since.
>> Hey, I wrote that one.... And it has been mis-represented,
>> "Though shall not be a gullible TWONK".
> I believe you were channeling, again Marquette! One time you said something
> like "there is a middle path", when you were channeling Buddha, and "a couple
> of days less than six weeks in the desert", you get the point.
Hmmmmm. The Seven Bamboo strips of the Cloudy Satchel are
a bit more my cup of Cha, however, it might upset the masses
if they found out that Mark hung around the Cavern of Mystery.....
I digress; much has been said of the book of Mark, and a lot of it
should be taken on board by these fundie nutcase christians we
seem to be dealing with on this thread (ONE WHO OWES MONEY
TO CHARITY), in regards to the history of the scriptures, the times
they were created, by who, for whom, and why....
Mark 16:17-20 has nothing to do with me, God or Jimmy. That
was written a few thousand years after Jim bought the big one
(that cave trick was neat heh?).
Anyway, this is the bits I take offense at:
"The Passage the Devil wanted out of Your Bible
There are plenty of Bible-believing evangelicals and fundamentalists
who say they believe the Word of God, but sadly you'll not find nearly
as many who believe the words of Mark 16:15-20. Some people stop at
verse 15 in their believing, some at verse 16 but if it really is the
Word of God, God wants us to believe it all, right up to the end of
verse 20. Here is the passage in the New King James Version:
And He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to
"He who believes and is baptized shall be saved; but he who does not
believe will be condemned.
"And these signs will follow those who believe: In My name they will
cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues;
"they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will
be no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will
So then, after the Lord had spoken to them, He was received up into
heaven, and sat down at the right hand of God.
And they went out and preached everywhere, the Lord working with them
and confirming the word through the accompanying signs. Amen. (Mark
What a load of bloody nonsense. I never said anything of the sort.
Can you imagine me saying something as banal as "In my name
they will cast out demons"? I mean, really....
I have kill(ed) a few daemons (-9) in my time, but Buffy I am not.
> No scholars have ever stated that you are not a profound channeler of dieties
> and myths. At times, I believe you even came up with divine error messages from
Utilize Crash File Output (Yes/No)
Now what revalations lie inside that file do we wonder??? Hmmmmm?
BASIC-2-PLUS, all good fun. Reminds me of AWA STARDOS
>> I thought we had that one hidden in Area 51? No matter, errrr, that's
>> a secret, so shush. THERE IS NO SUCH AREA AS AREA 51.
>> DOESN'T EXIST, NEVER HAS. NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11 AT
> It's certainly not anywhere where anyone thinks it is.
Tomato shhhhh! Don't mention Harvey Norman (AH SHIT!)....
>>> Tablets number 86 and 99 were hidden under the South East cornerstone of
>>> the great pyramid of Cheops, but were copied by the lysdexic chiseller, Aldof
>>> Hilter, who consumed the secret potions of fava beans and cumquats, plus one
>>> other secret ingredient (Sodium Hypochondriate, but don't tell anyone I told you)
>>> to achieve partial immortality (somewhat similar to the movie "Groundhog's Day")
>>> until he eventually got the girl but had to sacrifice a few people to do it.
Snort! Soooooooooo funny. I spit Holy Water at my keyboard!
>> And let's not forget the ULTRA TOP SECRET SECRET MATHEMATICAL
>> sequence of the PIRIMIDS and the Illumanati.......
>> Pure genious. Who would have thought of that?
> Yes. Code UMBRA written with lemon juice, too.
Do you know that is ARBMU splet backwards?
Piece of Piss for us SCI typos ;-)