Many a newsgroup has its well known "clown", "crackpot" or
"village idiot". This newsgroup is blessed with two! One claims
to be the "Leader of the future mathematics" and the other is the
self-appointed CEO and Director of an imaginary company who
specializes in hurling invectives against companies who have
turned down his job applications.

The fun begins when one crackpot begin taking potshots at the
other. This newsgroup will be a dull place without them.

Thanks for the entertainment! Keep it coming, guys.
My Saturday morning will not be the same without you!

-- Sammy "not the village idiot" Symbolic

Hello CAS Fan the Earthling,

Caramba! The Final Battle might break soon! Are WE the Earthlings
ready?

Forget the morons, don't basti your diamond time to the drivel;
instead, get equipped with extra flexibility to fight for our
absolute valuables, namely, liberty, beverages and eatables!

Train h a r d, fight e a s y! - The genius buzzwords fearless
and resourceful and victorious Field Marshal Suvorov reiterated
each morning to his soldiers, and won battle after battle!

The eerie (striped!) Computers are coming! Train yourself, hone
your bean, don't let your quick little gray cells to get fat and
sluggish...

So, is there an Audacious Warrior the Simplifier to come up with
a sequence of CAS commands to "elementarize" this

LerchPhi(1/9, 2, 1/2) - 3*dilog(3/4)

?
Best wishes,

Vladimir Bondarenko