Hi,

Please forgove the spellig, I am forig. I amm posting anonymously. Maple is
very expensive to purchase. What is the
best way to get a pirate copy?

Anltativley, do you please know os a frre maple webserver that I can access
anonumously?

Please don't email my fake email address it will get bounce. The best whay
for you to replay is from a similar fake email account. Please remember that
I am nimber 2. Thank you.

2

Many a newsgroup has its well known "clown", "crackpot" or
"village idiot". This newsgroup is blessed with two! One claims
to be the "Leader of the future mathematics" and the other is the
self-appointed CEO and Director of an imaginary company who
specializes in hurling invectives against companies who have
turned down his job applications.

The fun begins when one crackpot begin taking potshots at the
other. This newsgroup will be a dull place without them.

Thanks for the entertainment! Keep it coming, guys.
My Saturday morning will not be the same without you!

-- Sammy "not the village idiot" Symbolic

Hello CAS Fan the Earthling,

Caramba! The Final Battle might break soon! Are WE the Earthlings
ready?

Forget the morons, don't basti your diamond time to the drivel;
instead, get equipped with extra flexibility to fight for our
absolute valuables, namely, liberty, beverages and eatables!

Train h a r d, fight e a s y! - The genius buzzwords fearless
and resourceful and victorious Field Marshal Suvorov reiterated
each morning to his soldiers, and won battle after battle!

The eerie (striped!) Computers are coming! Train yourself, hone
your bean, don't let your quick little gray cells to get fat and
sluggish...

So, is there an Audacious Warrior the Simplifier to come up with
a sequence of CAS commands to "elementarize" this

LerchPhi(1/9, 2, 1/2) - 3*dilog(3/4)

?
Best wishes,

Vladimir Bondarenko

Law enforcement is now intercepting text messages,
as proven by Operation Sudden Fall in San Diego.

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/newsrel/sd050608.html
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/education/20080506-1338-bn06sdsu2.html

Don't let your personal SMS/text messages fall into
the wrong hands. Encrypt your messages with one
of these:

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http://www.FortressMail.net/fortress_sms.htm
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Be Safe, Be Encrypted, Fuck the Police!!

I would think this would be easy information to find on the Wolfram
Research web site, but I can't seem to find it. What is the latest
version of Mathematica for Solaris?

I thought it might be 6.0.2.1, but perhaps it is still only 6.0.2.

Does it not seem reasonable to have a page giving the latest versions
of the software?

I cannot name myself as this means for me almost certain quick
death.

Let me tell you the whole story as I know it.

I am a former KGB colonel. In 1983, KGB which is an active part
of the Sages of Zion plot decided to help to the Sages of Zion
to grasp all the powers over the globe.

To this purpose, a top secret meeting was held. I cannot provide
the community with the minutes copies as for me this means quick
capital punishment.

All I can witness is the following. Several mathematicians were
present, Andrew Wiles, Stein Arild Stroemme, Stephen Wolfram,
Leonhard Euler and Grisha Perelman.

Being proactive, our KGB sub-committee considered the future
activity of Mehran Basti as the biggest disaster for our plans.

So, me as a KGB colonel that time was responsible for funding
all of them.

I admit that I delivered Andrew Wiles $3.2 M so he could work
on his FLT to press the said Basti later.

Maple and Meijer's G-function

http://www.vttoth.com/MapleMeijerG.htm

Maple's implementation of Meijer's G-function does come with such a
numerical implementation. Unfortunately, this implementation does
not always give the right answers.

Dr. Jacques Carette http://www.cas.mcmaster.ca/~carette/ writes

http://www.mapleprimes.com/forum/quadraticproblemformattingissue

"I am not sure if the Maplesoft developers really know how much
the Standard prettyprinter is a very serious regression from
Classic.

This is but one example. There are all sorts of issues with
baselines that are too high or too low, exponents that are too
high, too low, too far left or right [same with subscripts],
weird placement of minus signs, extra parenthesis when they
are not needed, missing parentheses when they are, etc.

Also the fonts they use are fuzzier - I don't know where that
comes from. I know this was an issue with WebEQ as well; that
turned out to be because for some (stupid!) reason a weird (and
completely unecessary) scaling factor was applied to all glyphs,
thus making them fuzzy. If the fonts are used 'scaled' instead
of at their natural sizes, that might be the cause. But the
worst is probably the line-breaking.

Dear Newsgroup:

I see that Vladimir Bondarenko is continuously placing articles inviting others to ignore me.

He is in my view a modern spy, masterly playing some games, which I believe, directed from persons like the professor I have been talking about and gangs of A. Wiles and others like Stein Arild Strømme.

He has a business, thus must obey interests of a few, which already created a crisis in American higher educational system.

He is part of an apparatus to create Al Capone in educational system.

Through use of other false names, like Dave, Jim, YBM, none, etc, who knows who they are and what country they are operating from, creating a public deception in the minds of the people.

This in turn creates an intellectual crisis in varaity of educational system.

He is programmed to praise or criticize people based on interests of a few, and his business here in America.

I hope you will ignore him and his business in North America, he and his gangs will be isolated, and this is a first step to solve the roots of crisis in educational system.

Dr.Mehran Basti

Dear Newsgroup:

In order not to confuse my mathematics with those of new math, as the general public is known, I will call it NEW EXACT MATH (since it is primarily dealing with closed form solutions).

The following are sites you need to see some of my files:

http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?threadID=1726436&tstart=0

http://mathforum.org/kb/message.jspa?messageID=6176141&tstart=15

http://mathforum.org/kb/message.jspa?messageID=6177838&tstart=15

http://mathforum.org/kb/message.jspa?messageID=6178645&tstart=15

http://mathforum.org/kb/message.jspa?messageID=6179319&tstart=15

http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?threadID=1733512&tstart=0

http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?threadID=1738753&tstart=0

The way of presentations of problems and some of its solutions, you will see that we are dealing with a new revolution in mathematics.

This is different than those of mainstream researches published and forgotten later.

These will remain with us for centuries to come.

The proof is based on its actual solving in my lecture notes (of the future).

Dr.M.Basti