Kuta wishes to apologise fr not sending a qualified witchdoctor
to this yr's schoolies celebrations at surfers paradise.
Th idiot who generally arrives at schoolies and does an
impromptu surf in th surf on a unicycle had th misfortune
a month beforehand of going dui while tryin to get th surf unicycle
to said beach for a practise session.
Th black wizard sends his appa logies and says he'll try to
make it to nxt yr's celebrations.
Complaints can be made to th followin url
Not that they'll help, he's lost his licence fr four months.
This does mean of course, that th schoolies week celebrations wont have a
qualified witchdoctor to ensure good weather and th other usual
protections that are normally provided.
Additionally, th ceremony that ws slated fr last month ws not done.
Th weather report fr this weekend is, thundery showers and rain.