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Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent
Last Updated: 2:35AM GMT 15 Nov 2007
A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his
bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Robert Stewart's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around
the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a
hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the
door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move
his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on
the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace.
The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in
court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before
opening the door.