Bowling, golf, what's next, ice hockey?

"Darrell Jefress" tokyo.com> wrote in message
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Ever see that Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock are trapped on a
planet that resembled 1930's Chicago? All the guys were gangsters and
had tommy guns. It turned out that some earlier explorers to that
planet had left a book about Chicago in the 1930's and the inhabitants
of the planet (who apparently weren't real bright) built their whole
civilization around that one book.

That story hit me so deeply I decided to pattern my life around one
piece of literature, as well.

Of course, I chose "Barely Legal."

The Golf Channel has been wearing out their "Top 10" series over the
past few weeks. I've TiVo'd all of them and saw the one today on the
Top-10 Sexiest golfers.
I was kinda pissed I didn't make the list, but I was glad to see May
Wood listed at #8, one spot ahead of Greg Norman.

Erica Blasberg and Anna Rawson also made the list, and of course
Natalie was #2, right behind Adam Scott. Natalie has great legs,
Blasberg has a great face, but Anna Rawson is the total package.
Better not let me catch her naked on pay day.

If they penalized you 2 shots every time you took a divot, I'd win the
Grand Slam. I've gone months without taking one.
The Prince of Pickers, they call me.

Now that you mention it:

http://www.sj-r.com/news/x16586376/Fictional-Seinfeld-holiday-
commemorated-at-Capitol

Please, O PGA Rules Committe, make excessive fist bumps (more than one
per round) a violation.

--bks

To all my Democrat friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of other, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America...

In article <5fadndLymPViMMzUnZ2dnUVZ_ozinZ2d@giganews.com>,
BAR ScrewYou.com> wrote:

On Dec 21 2008 6:07 PM, Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote:

Apparently you've never seen John Daly or JB Holmes hit from the same
distance. Not really a surprise as you seem to definitely like to skew
things to your racist vision.

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Played golf with a ROG who has the swing and the game I want to
develop. Hits the ball a decent distance, but not long. Has a great
short game, although he picks up too many putts, IMHO. Short
backswing, only back to arms parallel to the ground, and a nice easy
swing.

I played one round with the guy in bad conditions, and he parred just
about every hole; maybe the odd bogey, but probably a birdie to
compensate for every one. If it weren't 42 degrees F and the course
wasn't totally soaked, he would have been several strokes under par
for sure.