John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day,
John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot
that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?', they
asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project' said
Tommy.

The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after
school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off
his chair.

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A pretty accurate picture of the history of Israel and the Middle East.

http://www.terrorismawareness.org/what-really-happened

THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD AVIATOR

This explains it all. As aviators, we come from a long line of a secret
society, formed around one thousand years ago. We are warriors, and here
is the proof! Ground pounders can read it and weep!

A little known fact is the origin of the word, "Aviator." In the
immortal words of Johnny Carson: "I didn't know that."

Phu Khen (pronounced Foo Ken) 1169-? is considered by some to be the
most under-recognized military officer in history. Many have never heard
of his contributions to modern military warfare. The mission of this
secret society is to bring honor to the name of Phu Khen.

A 'Khen' was a subordinate to a 'Khan' (pronounced 'konn') in the
military structure of the Mongol hordes. Khan is Turkish for leader.
Most know of the great Genghis Khan, but little has been written of his
chain of command.

Khen is also of Turkish origin. Although there is not a word in English
that adequately conveys the meaning. Roughly translated, it means, One
who will do the impossible, while appearing unprepared and complaining
constantly."

I saw a billboard that said:

Need help?

Call Jesus - 1-800-005-3787.

Therefore, I did ...

and a Mexican HAM showed up with a tow truck!

It must be a very rough row to hoe being a fruit loop in a straight world.