Catmerica leadership is here! We must all band together and overthrow
"Loveable" Louise Rubin!

Who's with us?!?

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica

and

Miss Tina Marie
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008

Why can't Capt. Midnight (RB) be here?

Kitty Schottland & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

We are at da rec.pets.cats.community site cause our newzreeder poopd
out.

It sayz we cannot get rpcc posts because "Connection limit reached
(Tornado v 1.0.9.482)." What zat mean? Fangu!

Lucy, not likin a tornado

Hihi diz iz O T and we waz wunnerink where yourselfz liffz. We knowz u haz
said, I mean da staez not da townz. Gramby fout it waz one plaze and a fren
fout it waz anofther so, I decided ta ask yourownselfz.

'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

http://www.savefile.com/files/1678347

Please download and play. Short video of my new foster cat, under 5
megs. She has 3 legs and she's pregnant. It was not a professional
amputation but done by an animal or trap. You can see she walks OK
considering what she's been through.
If it won't play for you then download and install the XVID codec for
your operating system.
John

Fangu furthe purrs. My inside-me bitties needs them and so does me.
Beauty, I will not eet your fudz.
Chianti

[Out in a remote corner of western Utah a small section of air starts to
shimmer and glow. Cats start to emerge from the glow, some walking, some
riding motorcycles, some driving cars, some in aircraft. A lovely aqua
T-Bird emerges from the teleporter, a beautiful Persian kitty at the
wheel. The kitties begin to congregate, laughing and meowing and joking
with each other. They are emerging onto a large, barren dry lake bed.

A few kitties notice a table set up nearby. On the table are a
chronograph and a few computers. The chronograph is counting hundredths
of seconds.

Far off down the lake bed a dark speck can be seen moving towards the
assembled kitties. It grows rapidly closer. As it draws within a few
hundred yards the assembled kitties see that the speck is a silvery
motorcycle, moving very fast. The motorcycle roars past the assembled
kitties, crossing an infrabed beam that stops the chronograph. The
motorcycle then slows, taking almost a mile to come to a stop, then
slowly heads back towards the assembled kitties. As the cycle draws near
they see that it is being driven by a small orange tabby. As she stops
by the table and takes off her helmet, they see that it's Harri Roadcat.]

Catmerica leadership haz vanished!

2 restor order, I appoint self

GRAND POOH-BAH of Catmerica

& take over Catmerica under martial law.

Rule #1: Nobudy else kin beet up anyone.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

http://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/Chianti

She is a new foster cat. She is pregnant and has bone protruding from
the stump of her missing leg. They can't operate until well after she
has her kitties.
John

i hope she doesn't take my fudz.
beauty

Hihi kitties,
Just a cuple uv daze ago I shed a huge clump uv matted fur that I & Fred
have been werlking on fur munfs wif da brush doin a liddle and my toungue
doin a lot. So instead uv a big mat uv fur on my back I'ze got a thin spot
that'll hafta gro bak inn.
Fred is thinkin uv mailin it tu Diana & Ryan so they'll remember wat I
smell like. But do Kitties think that'll be hard fur them bein able tu
smell me and not haf me there??? He wuz also thinking of sendin them a
sweaty T-shirt to smell to remebfer hisownself by. He'd haf to eggsplane
it to Anti-Heather tho, utherwize it'd be an awfullee confusing
package!?!?!

Cinnamon

Uncl Bill brotted hom a cat-bed four r Missy. Shee will gnot seep in a
hoomin bed wen a hoomin is der. Mme. Anais showd us all a cat-bed on
hur wunnerful webby-site an I manajd too show it two Uncl Bill affer a
fyoo tries. He wen rite out an gotted wun four Missy. It might gnot be
zaccly da sam kind butted it iz furry nice.

Missy mosly yoozes it butted shee will shar it wiff Sunrise an der is
JUS enuff rum. Cozee four wun, Furry Cozee four too. Wen she wantz to
cuddl wif MEE, her kitty-mommy, we haff to do it ouside da bed beclaws
I am kinda fluffy. An we does enjoy a fyoo hours ub mommy-Missy
cuddling farely offun. Missy seeps in da bed an alzo lays in it an
waches da antics of da parrots an ub Bear, r d*g.

Fangyu Mme Anais annann Uncl Bill