Cat Owner's Prayer

Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.

And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.

Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.

I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty !

- Author Unknown

I got your picture and I must say, you live up to your name. :)
Thank you so much for sending it to me. You look great:)
I'm getting quite a nice collection and please note that I don't share them
with ANYONE without written permission from said sender of the picture.
*blinks*..that's just the way I am :) No offense to anyone
And to the h00mis here, to whoever (hoomever?) I have a My Space thing, and
I have to re-do my 'blurbs', making them more about cats. It's a pretty
lame page, nuttin fancy, yet. I've had over 300 hits on my name, heh,
I looked the name Kyla and there were about 500 people by the name of Kyla
from all over the World, some with pix, some not, one man , ages ranging
from 2 months to 30 years old in that range. Very popuale name in The
Philaphiens (sp) kyla
Anyhoooooo...

I got your piccy and I just 'loved' it:)
Did you get my reply??
I sent it from my comcats/Outlook thingy.
If not, ping me and I'll send it thru my Yahoo addy.
I can go int o my sent file and do a copy and paste and transfer it to my
Yahoo address...I can do that, and I'm amazed that I CAN do dat .
*rolls eyes*
remembering the days of 'flag' pling pling cash registers, typewriters, and
now, we're in the deep space of the Internet.
Amazing, yet scary.

Hug
Kyla

Lately, an orange Tom has been slinking around outside my apartment. I
don't know if he's owned or not. He looks pretty well fed and in too
good condition for a stray, but as I say, he's not neutered and has no
collar. Everytime Visitor Cat shows up, Nina goes bonkers with hissing
growling and telling him either "I'm hot, come get me!" or "buzz-off,
you jerk, I'm neutered and you're on MY territory."

He showed up as I finished dressing this morning, and I'm not sure how
she did it, but Nina managed to dislodge the window screen in the
living room window and was suddenly outside, face to face with her
"date" Fortunately I was finished dressing and her "escape" lasted all
of five minutes as I was able to go out, chase away Visitor Cat and
bring her back indoors. I closed the living room window and screwed
the screen back into place after breakfast. Nina is now under the
covers of my bed, but perhaps that's because it's a chilly morning and
NOT because she's embarrassed. =o) She does not appear to have
sustained any damage in her unexpected encounter, I'm happy to say.

Melissa

This is making the rounds in my cyberfriends' communications.....
keyboard warning....see link below.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtB0op_2Pok

The lady who lives in the house on the corner has three young(ish)
cats who spend most of their lives outside... they're pretty
self-sufficient critters, but one of them is quite friendly and comes
over to say hi to me when I walk past. Anway, apparantly they've seen
me with her, and the other day she came out and asked if I wanted to
take the cat! She said the cat doesn't get on with its sister and they
raise havok if they're inside at the same time... personally it sounds
like they're just playing normal catly games to me!

I feel very sorry for the poor kitty and I wish I could take her...
but I had to say no. They're beautiful little flame-point siameses,
but the cat she offered me has very thin fur in patches and a rather
angry looking red rash underneath. The lady said it's always been like
that, since she was a kitten. She's obviously got allergies of some
kind... and today she's obviously been in a fight with someone and
she's got a nasty bite on her shoulder, which she told me all about
when I went to pet her. :(

Why are you concerned? Your daddy pays for your vet bills
don't he? He pays for everything don't he? You can't make
it on your own an you worry about other people having pets.
How about that cat you and Joe Holliday killed a few years
ago? Did daddy pay for that too? You didn't like the cat
so you killed it. ROFL.
You always knew I'd be back didn't you Laura.

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Why are you concerned? Your daddy pays for your vet bills
don't he? He pays for everything don't he? You can't make
it on your own an you worry about other people having pets.
How about that cat you and Joe Holliday killed a few years
ago? Did daddy pay for that too? You didn't like the cat
so you killed it. ROFL.

Why are you concerned? Your daddy pays for your vet bills
don't he? He pays for everything don't he? You can't make
it on your own an you worry about other people having pets.
How about that cat you and Joe Holliday killed a few years
ago? Did daddy pay for that too? You didn't like the cat
so you killed it. ROFL.
You always knew I'd be back didn't you Laura.