> Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
> deliver any clue to the following address: splifingate@
gmail.com "ah"
> This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
>
> : Steve Leyland wrote:
> :: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
> :: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
> :: splifingate@
gmail.com "ah" This is a permanent error; I've given up.
> :: Sorry it didn't work out.
> ::
> ::: Steve Leyland wrote:
> :::: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
> :::: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
> :::: splifingate@
gmail.com "ah" This is a permanent error; I've given
> :::: up. Sorry it didn't work out.
> ::::
> ::::: me@
privacy.net wrote:
> :::::: On Sat, 15 Jul 2006 21:02:40 -0400, ah
gmail.com>
> :::::: wrote:
> ::::::
> ::::::: me@privacy.net wrote:
> :::::::: On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:51:57 -0400, ah gmail.com>
> :::::::: wrote:
> ::::::::
> ::::::::: Steve Leyland wrote:
> :::::::::: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
> :::::::::: wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: The
> :::::::::: founder @ new demon.local "The founder @ new demon.local"
> :::::::::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
> :::::::::: work out.
> ::::::::::
> ::::::::::: On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:36:45 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
> ::::::::::: meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> :::::::::::
> :::::::::::: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
> :::::::::::: wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
> :::::::::::: me@privacy.net "me@privacy.net"
> :::::::::::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
> :::::::::::: work out.
> ::::::::::::
> ::::::::::::: On Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:01:43 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
> ::::::::::::: meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> :::::::::::::
> :::::::::::::: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I
> :::::::::::::: wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address:
> :::::::::::::: bye4now@eric.com "Rush'07" This is a permanent error;
> :::::::::::::: I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
> ::::::::::::::
> ::::::::::::::: "Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear"
> ::::::::::::::: lomaniac.com> wrote in message
> ::::::::::::::: news:q1dbb2166mou5q00lp8111j64ll57l71ka@4ax.com...
> ::::::::::::::::
> :::::::::::::::: Yeah, he's still dead.
> ::::::::::::::::
> :::::::::::::::
> ::::::::::::::: so many assholes, so few PLONK
> ::::::::::::::
> :::::::::::::: PLONK!!!1!
> :::::::::::::
> ::::::::::::: Hey!
> ::::::::::::: What you think you're doing coming in here like that with
> ::::::::::::: your big sig?
> ::::::::::::
> :::::::::::: hey!
> :::::::::::: what you snecking teh froupline for?
> :::::::::::
> ::::::::::: Huh?
> :::::::::::
> ::::::::::: Oh yes - my mistake!
> :::::::::::
> ::::::::::: Now what you think you're doing coming in here with your big
> ::::::::::: fat sig?
> ::::::::::
> :::::::::: erm, I forgot. is there still a problem in teh new
> :::::::::: demon.local with those sig freaks?
> :::::::::
> ::::::::: Not a whiff.
> ::::::::
> :::::::: Not a sniff.
> ::::::::
> :::::::: Steve's post didn't appear on my tihng.
> :::::::
> ::::::: Steve is eccentric.
> ::::::
> :::::: That is why he is welcome in the new demon.local - well, that and
> :::::: his big fat sig.
> :::::
> ::::: VIVA LOS MAGNUS SIGNITARAE!!1!
> ::::
> :::: ENCORE LES SIGNATURES MAS GRANDE!!2!
> :::
> ::: SEHNEN SICH GROSSE LEBHAFTUNTERZEICHNUNGEN!!3!
> ::
> :: b1g 5I9N4+UR35 KIck 4s5!!4!
> :
> : ROLF!!5!
>
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> From: b@lloo.at.REMOVE.penis.dot.com (the_mighty_balloo)
> Subject: Re: Safari
> Organization: Canaries of the Usenet Coalmine
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> Summary: More of the same old crap
> Keywords: Flonk
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> Date: Sat, 28 Aug 1999 10:59:01 GMT
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>
> jaue@ionsys.com (Jaue Lang) escribi� en art�culo:
> � On Fri, 27 Aug 1999 19:14:47 -0700, flaagg@navicom.net (Flaagg) wrote:
> �
> � []>And the word "hated" appears...where?
> � []>
> � []>President: WCR (Weres Can't Read) Wrestling Association
> � []>Aaron M. Henne - mhm9x2 -
> � []>http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg
> �
> � This does not count. Go back and try again.
> �
> � Signatures can be created over a long period of time, even cut and
> pasted. Go
> � back until you can think up more than one liners.
> �
> � And get some real characters per line there bubba.
> �
> � I mean, if you can't think of a phrase that is
> more than
> � 80
> � characters, we will have to send you back to school.
> �
> � I know, you were a high school dropout, but, if you want to follow in
> Azzy's
> � fallen footsteps, then you will have to do better.
> �
> � And buy a dictionary, you cheap fuckhead
> �
>
>
> Looks like the were's want to see the Really Big Sigfile Collection.
>
>
>
>
> -
> benjamin d. capoeman mhm15x1
> e-mail: b@lloo.at.REMOVEpenis.dot.com.meow
> news: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>
> *** THE OFFICIAL .SIG FILE COLLECTION ***
> *** OF MHM9x2 ***
>
> "You're dead meat Flaag. Dead, stinking meat."
> - Grantland iafrica.com> in article
> <3636e706.99409360@ct-news.iafrica.com>
>
> "Sometimes you just GOTTA hope Flaagg is a dumd as he
> makes out to be!"
> - Jerry Morris gwis.com> puts on an
> ironic little "dumdshow" in article
> <3612934c.156610959@news.gwis.com>
>
> "Know anything about libel lawsuits? You will know all
> about them very soon." -Glenn Webb
> netrax.net> takes that final step into
> net.kookdom in article <6ob5li$q2h2@ns1.netrax.net>
>
> "i have probaly got more education than U."
> - tami_@webtv.net, in
> <6j7j4b$flm$1@newsd-134.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
>
> "I had to check one last time to take a look at your
> obsession with me."
> - 'Al Capone' in
> <6fjt28$5kfk$1@newssvr03-int.news.prodigy.com>
>
> "None of your IKABWAIs, delusions, or self-contradictions
> are worth responses."
> - This SPANK brought to you by Spewbacca
> , article
> <34BD24B1.860747D5@nospam.metla.fi>, and the letter "Y".
>
> "night and day i think about your throbbing manhood..."
> - Peggy Marie Bell AKA essej is our
> biggest fan in artcle
> jove.acs.unt.edu>
>
> "The writer of this message may not be held responsible
> for anything whatsoever. It's all Aaron Henne's fault."
> - Lewis Bateman
>
> "be a famous net flamer like this "Flaagg" who has written
> so many notable flames and started so many long "flame
> threads" under his memorable subject lines."
> - Bill 'FLAME GIANT' Palmer swings on our meat in article
> <65fmue$696@dfw-ixnews3.ix.netcom.com>.
>
> "Go away."
> - Peggy Bell iglobal.net> in article
> <3448a85e.978109@news.iglobal.net>
>
> "we know you just want to be loved flaagg. deep down inside
> thats what you want. however negative attention is not the
> way to go. so, aaron michael, go to the corner and have some
> quiet time lest we need to call your parents."
> - jeremio isako, email: 9/27/97
>
> "Why the =fuck= is this thread continuing?!"
> - The Jammer hopper.unh.edu>
>
> "I've come to look on Flaagg as a somewhat kindred soul: more
> UseNet Performance Artist than the net.vandal he's sometimes
> made out to be. Not to say he can't be trolled, tho. He doesn't
> know it, but one of the quotes he uses in his sigfile is
> inaccurately attributed, because it was actually posted by
> yours truly."
> - Raoul H. Xemblinosky III hyuk.bungmunch.edu>
>
> "You have just been trolled, dumbass."
> - One Got Loose in article
> <5uij2d$c68@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>
>
> "you know, I really fucking hate it when people jump on my back
> immediatly."
> -blugwen91@aol.com
>
> "If you like Brad Pitt you probably like Aaron Henne."
> - A Man of GODD
>
> "Aaron you are and always will be an asshole."
> - "flamous person" (quoting a famous person) in
> article <33bbff7c.401726432@news.alt.net>
>
> "I DON'T STALK FLAAGG BUT I DO STALK AARON"
> - bilsands@netcomuk.co.uk (Bill 'Skidmarks' Sands),
> Nov. 27, 1996
>
> ".sig quotes are for idiots."
> - flaagg@navicom.com (Flaagg), 1995
>
> -
> ---
> (_(
> ('')
> _ "\ )>,_ .-->> ///
> "`"
> ---
> -
>
>
>
> /*
> * Wait wait wait wait! *
> * Matthew Kaidor doesn't READ demon.local! He *
> * probably doesn't know what a "sigpath" _is_! *
> * *
> * Fortunately, Rubz saw the sigpath posted in *
> * its entirety,and wrote it down for us. *
> * *
> */
>
>
>
>
>
> Sig-Path
>
> 1) You are obsessed with sig wars.
> 2) You moan about people with large sigs.
> 3) You will stamp your feet and demand they either leave
> or cut their sig to 4 lines or less.
> 4) You will be told that 4 lines is an outdated concept.
> 5) You will say that your group is special and is allowed to
> tell people from any other group what to do.
> 6) You will be told that you're fuckheads like all the rest.
> 6a) Fuckhead-demolition teams will move in.
> 6b) You will be told to post good reasons or shut up.
> 6c) Your own whining will be placed in sigs, making them bigger.
> 7) You will resort to unwarranted netcopping tactics.
> 7a) You will boast about netcopping.
> 8) You will complain about it being unsightly spam.
> 8a) You will pretend not to know what spam is.
> 8b) You will spam.
> 8c) You will boast about spamming.
> 9) You will start trolling with the 'waste of bandwidth' claim.
> 9a) You will profess your dislike of trollers.
> 9b) You will then say 'Bandwidth has never been an issue'
> 10) You will be told again that you should provide good reasons.
> 10a) You will start ignoring all articles and simply spam.
> 11) You will find that no-one is going to back-down.
> 11a) You will begin to foam at the mouth.
> 12) You will then do one of three things :-
>
> A) Give in and shut up about it. (not an option)
> B) Say "But we _always_ win. I'm right and you're wrong."
> and evade everyone's questions until they go away.
> C) Netcop everyone in sight and be spanked by your ISP for
> being a whinging spamming hypocritical censor.
>
>
> This will take about 8-20000 weeks from start to finish if you're
> determined.
>
> RubZ, in
> In, <6iqcqh$7l7$1@
info.abdn.ac.uk>, 6 May 1998
>
>
> /*** And now, back to the .sig archive ***/
>
