No Pussyfooting sucks.

Since i am supposed to work M-F but i only do it T-Th I HAVE GUILT.

Since i am a scientist I don't inject things into my artery F-M (my
days OFF).

A UFO girl is right around YOUR corner.

If you get off (ejaculate in your underwear) watching her walk. or
listening to her talk, your not the only one that happens to. It's a
gift

If you gain groupies posting to ng's you tell them to follow you home
(it's a sewer)

Table 1.1

UFO Girl Music to f*ck her by She is where?
Alyssa Milano Cars-Candy-o Syracuse (stripping at
"the bottom line")
Jennifer Love Hewitt Cars-Lust for kicks Atlanta (stripping at
"the 24k club"
Buffy Vampire Slayer Cars - Just what i needed Raleigh (stripping at
"the foxy lady"

i am in the middle of a nervous breakdown