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The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Mike Dickson
Date: Apr 18, 2008 16:54

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Mike Dickson, Edinburgh
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Tony Elka
Date: Apr 18, 2008 18:10

In article <66sqllF2lgnd3U2@mid.individual.net>,
Mike Dickson geemail.com> wrote:
> This is surely worth sharing...
>
> http://www.artsjournal.com/quickstudy/2008/04/yo_yo.html

The following musical description from that website could almost be
about progressive music itself:

The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between
loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features
timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy...
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Mike Dickson
Date: Apr 18, 2008 20:51

Tony Elka wrote:
> Well, Mike Oldfield DID include bagpipe on Ommadawn.

I think they were the altogether more mellifluous Northumbrian Pipes.
Not the screeching shit that this country gave the world, I assume as
some sort of vile payment for having to live next to the bastard English.

--
Mike Dickson, Edinburgh
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: sdavmor
Date: Apr 18, 2008 21:23

Mike Dickson wrote:
> Tony Elka wrote:
>
>> Well, Mike Oldfield DID include bagpipe on Ommadawn.
>
> I think they were the altogether more mellifluous Northumbrian Pipes.
> Not the screeching shit that this country gave the world, I assume as
> some sort of vile payment for having to live next to the bastard English.
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Tracy_Barber
Date: Apr 19, 2008 06:25

On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:51:21 +0100, Mike Dickson
geemail.com> wrote:
>Tony Elka wrote:
>
>> Well, Mike Oldfield DID include bagpipe on Ommadawn.
>
>I think they were the altogether more mellifluous Northumbrian Pipes.
>Not the screeching shit that this country gave the world, I assume as
>some sort of vile payment for having to live next to the bastard English.

Isn't that why they were created? To keep them away?
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Oliver B. Warzecha
Date: Apr 19, 2008 09:52

Tony Elka shadowlane.com> wrote:
> The following musical description from that website could almost be
> about progressive music itself:
>
> The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between
> loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features
> timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented
> in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be
> large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13%% as the
> most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer
> (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most
> unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music,
> advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a
> children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted
> subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted
> listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commercials and
> elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no
> covariance--someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator
> music as someone who despises the organ, for example--fewer than 200
> individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece. ...
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Anthony Nance
Date: Apr 21, 2008 07:36

Mike Dickson geemail.com> wrote:
> This is surely worth sharing...
>
> http://www.artsjournal.com/quickstudy/2008/04/yo_yo.html
>

I just listened to this all the way through. I surely have
additional brain damage; but then, how could I tell?

Anyhow, this raises some questions and comments:

1) No cats playing theremin?
2) DAMN YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY DICKSON
3) I'm wondering how they found performers: "I'm making the most
unwanted song ever. And I thought of you...."
4) No William Shatner?
5) More cowbell, baby.

Bonus unrelated question: I contemplated starting a thread called
"Hendrix vs. A Cat Playing A Theremin" - is that just mean? If yes,
can I blame the new brain damage?

Tony
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Tracy_Barber
Date: Apr 21, 2008 09:37

On 21 Apr 2008 14:36:26 GMT, nance@math.ohio-state.edu (Anthony Nance)
wrote:
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Anthony Nance
Date: Apr 21, 2008 13:03

Tracy_Barber@frontiernet.net wrote:
> On 21 Apr 2008 14:36:26 GMT, nance@math.ohio-state.edu (Anthony Nance)
> wrote:
>
>>Mike Dickson geemail.com> wrote:
>>> This is surely worth sharing...
>>>
>>> http://www.artsjournal.com/quickstudy/2008/04/yo_yo.html
>>>
>>
>>I just listened to this all the way through. I surely have
>>additional brain damage; but then, how could I tell?
>>
>>Anyhow, this raises some questions and comments:
>>
>>1) No cats playing theremin?
>>2) DAMN YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY DICKSON
>>3) I'm wondering how they found performers: "I'm making the most
>> unwanted song ever. And I thought of you...."
>>4) No William Shatner? ...
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Re: The Worst Music in The World         


Author: Tracy_Barber
Date: Apr 21, 2008 20:30

On 21 Apr 2008 20:03:04 GMT, nance@math.ohio-state.edu (Anthony Nance)
wrote:
>Tracy_Barber@frontiernet.net wrote:
>> On 21 Apr 2008 14:36:26 GMT, nance@math.ohio-state.edu (Anthony Nance)
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Mike Dickson geemail.com> wrote:
>>>> This is surely worth...
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