FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 1-216-320-9528
Fax: (216) 320-9528
stang@subgenius.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio, April 3, 2008: The Church of the SubGenius is
preparing for the end of the world. According to Church prophecy, the
Apocalypse will take place on Saturday, July 5, 2008. In preparation
for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church is hosting
"X-Day," an End-Of-The-World in a festival with rock concerts and
blasphemous rituals taking place in upstate New York, during the final
weekend of the Apocalypse. The anticipated dates of X-Day are
Wednesday, July 2 to Sunday, July 6.

On Thu, 3 Apr 2008 13:55:27 -0700 (PDT), Modemac gmail.com>
wrote:

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We all know that people who find Sub-Genius writings amusing have
never been accused of being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but
surely someone over there read their own press release, didn't they?