> On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:59:26 -0700 (PDT), Me yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>

>>On Mar 30, 2:53 pm, "robm...@aol.com" aol.com> wrote:

>>> On Mar 30, 11:29?am, zepflo...@yahoo.com muttered:

>

>>>> Everything cannot be reasoned with. The Terminator definitely cannot
>>>> be.

>

>>> terrific...still, it would be good if _you_ listened to at least *one*
>>> of the records you post about...before you die, fuck off Raja.

>

>>> Rob "asking the impossible" Allen
>>> NP: Widespread Panic, _Free Somehow_

>

>>I met Raja earlier today.

>
> Mistake #1. Raja is a figment of our imaginations, like the Matrix.
>

>>I was in my local 7-11 and had to take a
>>wicked dump.

>
> Mistake #2. You mean you passed up going to a high class toilette
> like Mickey D's across the street? Man, where is the loyalty these
> days? :^)
>

>>Apparently the guy who'd used the men's room before me
>>had been in the same predicament. The only problem was that he
>>couldn't wait and there was shit all over the place. I called out to
>>the first employee I saw and said, "Raja, get in here and clean up
>>this shit."

>
> Mistake #3... eeee-eewwwwww... I'd be outta there.
>

>>He replied with a smile and a "Yes sir." Without blinking
>>an eye, without putting on rubber gloves and with a gleeful grin on
>>his face, just scooped up all of that crap in his bare hands, wiped
>>the seat with his t-shirt and I had a nice, relaxing crap.

>
> Mistake #4. He had ricin and anthrax on his t-shirt.
>

>>Thank you Raja.

>
> Last mistake. He just poisoned your ass!
>
> Be careful what you ASSk for, you just might get it. :^P