|Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO BOB DYLAN
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Author: The Hysterical Bride Date: May 16, 2008 08:16
FUCK YOU BOB DYLAN.
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU.
I know, I said I wasn't going to curse, I am so pissed off at you, I
am so bored, go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself up the ass, take your
great big super long dick and shove it up your anus and fuck yourself.
EAT MY PUSSY!
LICK MY FEET!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
I HATE YOU AND YOUR POLKA DOTS.
YOU ARE NOT SHY, YOU ARE A LIAR, I HATE SEEING YOU WITH OTHER WOMEN, I
WISH I HAD NEVER TOUCHED YOU, YOU MADE ME DIRTY, YOU CORRUPTED ME, YOU
HAVE MADE ME UNCLEAN AND UNHOLY.
YOU ARE A ROTTEN APPLE, BOB DYLAN!
YOU ARE A DIRTY ROTTEN APPLE, AND YOU ARE POLLUTING THE EARTH WITH
YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING, YOU AND ALL YOUR FARTING, AND YOU
ARE GOING TO CAUSE THE NEXT WORLD WAR AND THE NEXT HOLOCAUST.
SAVE THE PLANET, BOB DYLAN!
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING!
SAVE THE WORLD!
I would be most grateful.