Author: thomasthomas
Date: Jan 20, 2008 18:21
On Jan 19, 9:50 pm, Andrew Schulman panix.com> wrote:
> We have on occasion had threads here at the RMCG about "Man's Best
> Friend*, also known as "the family dog". Tonight I had an experience
> that I thought, whether right or wrong, would be worth posting about
> in the Barnyard as an OT.
>
> Dogs are great creatures in so many ways. But one of the greatest
> services they provide to humankind is something I availed myself of
> tonight, and not for the first time.
>
> On occasion many of us experience what may be described as a
> "Flatulence Moment". One kind of moment of this type may be described
> as the "Stinky Flatulence Moment" or "SFM"; happens in the best of
> families, although if you are like me this is a very rare occurrence.
>
> Tonight, as the wife and I were about to leave the family abode with
> friends for a dinner out I had one of these (rare) moments. I have
> learned from experience what the best course of action to take is in
> these situations. With no time to waste, if you are lucky enough to a
> have a family dog (or dogs as in my case) nearby, all you need to do ...
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