Author: Sean CarrollSean Carroll
Date: Apr 15, 2008 21:15
I decided to experiment the other day so I consumed different items with
my food to see what affect my digestive system had on them. My first
endeavor involved eating a chocolate frosted doughnut with rainbow
sprinkles mixed with some metallic blue glitter. The glitter was
purchased at a local crafts store. Some fat bitch behind the counter
asked me what I was making with it. She was probably trying to engage in
small talk with me because she wanted me to have man sex with her. I get
that a lot but many of you already know I'm gay. She could've looked
like Jessica Alba and it wouldn't have mattered. I like musky man anus.
It took about 3 hours from consumption to have a bowel movement. I
wanted to fart when I felt a turd coming on to see if any of the glitter
expelled out of my taut anus but...
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