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  Semi-annual Oracle stats update         


Author: Lee K. Seitz
Date: Jul 23, 2008 05:10

Okay, so I let this slide for a while. (Like seven months.) Probably
has something to do with no one caring.

I've updated the stats through digest #1434. (Previously, I'd stopped
at #1423). Since #1423, the following have changed:

* Overall average for Oracularity number 8 in each digest has risen
from 3.06 to 3.07.
* The mean number of votes for digests #1400-1499 dropped from 41 to
39.

http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/oracle/stats.shtml

--
lkseitz (Lee K. Seitz) .at. hiwaay @dot@ net
"You're just jealous that the voices are talking to *me*!"
-- Seen on a bumper sticker
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  DEMAND CHEAP CIGARETTES .·:*""*:·..         


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Date: Jul 13, 2008 11:44

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  Cigarettes.·:*""*:·. Read Apple CHEAP CIGARETTES .·:*""*:·..         


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Date: Jul 13, 2008 11:37

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  Home - Philip Morris USA         


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Date: Jul 13, 2008 11:30

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  Discrete and Inexpensive methods will still work in a million years         


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Date: Jul 12, 2008 17:30

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  We SHUT Open BUSINESS         


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Date: Jul 12, 2008 15:59

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  Re: > > > > CLICK HERE >>> http://www.selfseo.com <<< NEW FREE SEO TOOLS         


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  Data Cleansing or Shit Filters         


Author: Bogosity
Date: Jul 2, 2008 22:53

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Raise tools/options/send, then click on "plain text". If you really want to
> send URLs and formatted text, then you'll find HTML under the format menu.
>
> Oracle who's all the rage,
> who says only what is sage:
>
> What is the foundation of a wave?
>

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} --0-1141578542-1215057600=:37281
} Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
}
} A trough is the base of a wave, but the foundation would be the
ocean floor.
}
} You owe the Oracle 10 seconds of fame...
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  DMP in the news         


Author: Teh (tî'pô)
Date: Jul 2, 2008 11:14

This is Teh phrase that caught my eye:
> DMP-enabled devices would accept broadcast "orders" limiting capabilities.
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  One day Santa was home and he went to the kitchen         


Author: AnjaliKumar
Date: Jun 18, 2008 23:14

One day Santa was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar
bottle, peeped inside and closed it. His wife was seeing this. After
some time
Santa again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped
inside and
closed it. His wife again saw this. Santa again and again did the
same
thing. His wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this. So,
she asked
Santa, 'Why did you open the Sugar bottle, see inside and close it
often?' Santa replied,
'I am a Sugar Patient you know.... Our doctor advised me to check up
the Sugar
often'.
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