U.S. Presidential candidate John McCain says that recent changes in his
campaign staff are "A natural evolution."

He should take a tip from his conservative base and consider intelligent
design.

Let's celebrate the last Independence Day under Bush/Cheney by listening to
strangers' private phone calls and shooting friends in the face.

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AUSTIN, Texas -- The head of the Texas agency that removed more than
400 children in the raid of a polygamist group is retiring.

Carey Cockerell is the commissioner of the Department of Family and
Protective Services, who staged the April raid on the Yearning For Zion
Ranch in Eldorado.

The raid and its legal issues have cost Texas $14 million so far.

Let me guess; Cockerell wants to spend more time with his wives and children...

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Bill Gates' last day at Microsoft is Friday, June 27.

But he doesn't get to loaf around and do nothing. Come Monday morning, he
has to be up bright and early to collect his Welfare check.

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So, I'm walking through WalMart and my eye catches a fake-flower bridal
bouquet (with box!) at the end of the aisle.

I wondered, I have to admit, what bride would pick up her bouquet at
WalMart? - Then I realized I was observing WalMart's marketing brilliance
at work.

The bridal bouquets were only three aisles over from the shotguns...

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Q: Why are men better then women in reading maps?

A: Because only a man can look at 2.5 centimeters and imagine it to be a mile.

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IBM just announced the new Roadrunner computer. It is twice as fast as
the previous record holder at 1000 trillion operations per second.

In fact, it is so fast that when they run Windows on it, it crashes BEFORE it
is booted.

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A bosun mate and a gunny sergeant were sitting on the fantail one day
arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of coffee the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'

Arching his eyebrows, the Sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.

'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were
Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine
pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'

The Sailor responds, 'Point taken.'

The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'

The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'

The argument continued until the old sarge comes up with what he thinks
will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... 'The
Marines invented sex!'

The bosun replies, 'That is true, but it was Sailors who introduced it to
the ladies.'

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in
the mirror.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me that I have
the breasts of a 25 year old.

The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old
ass?"

She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."

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In a small Texas town, Drummond's bar began construction on a new building
to increase their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign
to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed
right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it
burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the
bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately
responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect
actions or means. The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any
connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At
the hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but
as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the
power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not."

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