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Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women
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A Scotsman clad in a kilt walks up to the counter in an Apothecary. From
his pocket he takes a plaid condom that has been heavily used, torn, patched,
sewn, and is currently split down one side. He asks the proprietor, "How much
to replace this, Ian?" The proprietor says, "Why, Angus, that'll be four pence."
Then the Scotsman asks, "How much to repair?" The prop. looks the condom over
carefully, and says, "Three pence to repair." The Scotsman ponders for a moment,
then says, "I'll be back."

Later in the day, the Scotsman returns with a smile on his face and says,
"Ian, the Regiment has voted to repair!"
--
-- Bilbo Baggins
W25Y@CRNLVAX5

Heard from a friend who heard it from a friend who works in a
reanimation center --

Two men are fishing at a lake that is also used by windsurfers.
Of course the surfers disturb the fish, and this annoys the
fishermen.

After some time, when another surfer passes them, one of the
fishermen picks up a stone and throws it at the surfer. He hits
the surfer's head, and the surfer falls from the board and sinks
immediately.

When he doesn't appear again, the two decide to rescue him. So
they row to the place where the surfer drowned and one of them
strips and jumps into the water. When he comes up again, he
brings a lifeless body with him, and they heave it into the
boat. Since the body doesn't show any signs of life, one of the
fishermen start to give him the 'kiss of life'.

After the first puff of air he gasps, "Man, this guy's really got
bad breath!"

The other one takes a closer look and asks very quietly,
"Are you sure the one you hit wore skates?"

I found this in an old Adm3a kit manual.

"NOTE: Lear Siegler _does not_ service ADM-3A kits. If service or
technical assistance is needed, your Dumb Terminal Dealer should be
contacted."

(Yeah, a few terminal dealers I dealt with back then weren't real
bright.)

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Why was Stonehenge abandoned?

It wasn't IBM compatible.

Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact

Man1: You know what I hate about these games? When I go home.
I turn off my headlights, turn off the engine, and coast into the
driveway. Then I go to the front door, take off my shoes and
sneak in as quietly as I can. But my wife always wakes up and
we end up having a fight.

Man2: What I do instead is drive into the driveway, honk the horn a few
times, get out of the car, slam the door, go in the house and slam
the door. Then I yell "Honey, I'm home", run upstairs, slap her on
the ass and say, "How about a little love, woman?" She never
even moves.

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Archive-name: usenet/rec-humor-funny/reruns-intro

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Welcome to rec.humor.funny.reruns, which features selections from the
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