I bet she put her beer down in order to light her cigarette.....
http://notsafeforkids.com/?page_id=588

Now, if it weren't for her acne problem, she would be a BIG star!
http://notsafeforkids.com/?page_id=1717

Come Ons And Come Backs

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
slut.

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little moustache

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse.

I re-discovered rec.humor.funny recently after all the "good" groups
were dropped by Verizon :-). That,in turn, pointed me to netfunny.com.
Today I was trolling through the Random joke section there and saw
this joke:

I heard this in a recent conversation. Credit for the funny part goes to
Chuck Graham.

Somehow the topic of discussion had turned to statues:

SOMEONE: Was Venus de Milo carved without arms?

SOMEONE ELSE: No--they were broken off.

CHUCK: Actually, they recently found the arms.

SOMEONE: They did?

CHUCK: Yes, in Milwaukee.

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I didn't get it - do you?

So I clicked on a few more and came upon a digest of Dahmer jokes
including this:

Morbid humour:

Here are some excerpts from a conversation I had about the Milwaukee
cannibal...

"David Lesher" panix.com> wrote in message
news:S1aed.6fe4@netfunny.com...
AUSTIN, Texas -- The head of the Texas agency that removed more than
400 children in the raid of a polygamist group is retiring.

Carey Cockerell is the commissioner of the Department of Family and
Protective Services, who staged the April raid on the Yearning For Zion
Ranch in Eldorado.

The raid and its legal issues have cost Texas $14 million so far.

Let me guess; Cockerell wants to spend more time with his wives and
children...

You mean just like any cockerel with his hens and chickens
Paul

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See http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/moderated.html for full details.

This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/08/Jun/cockerell.html

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Who is cooler...Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer?

MC Hammer:
- is black
- wears huge pants
- does the typewriter dance better then anyone
- says "propa'" instead of "proper"
- blew tens of millions of $ in a few years

Vanilla Ice:
- shaves his eyebrows
- starred in a hit movie with popular petition
(http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/coolasicebluray)
- banged Madonna
- says "yep yep" instead of "yes" or "sure"

In light of the consideration of human cloning, we must ask the
hypothetical question:

If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would
this be:

a. Murder?
b. Suicide?
c. Merely making an obscene clone fall?

(Courtesy of Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers.)