Wow, I never had such a weird game of NetHack.

Note: This was on a private server with around 10 other people, I'm not
an administrator, nor do I know the wizard account's password.

I was bored and thought, I could play a wizard, instead of my usual
Valkyrie. Now, I started as a male wizard with an intelligence value of
18, so I could cast spells hungerless and the greatest thing of all: I
had a blessed spellbook of identify. The first thing I did was picking up
random items to train my divination spells. Once I got skilled, I
searched for an altar (Which was on DL 1, lucky!) and sacrificed until I
got Magicbane. There, I started enhancing my dagger skills and managed to
get skilled. Afterwards, I enhanced my attacking spells, to skilled.

I already was at XL 9 when I descended to DL 2. There happened something
I'd never have expected: A bones file with a ghost named "wizard", a
grave ("wizard, killed by strangulation"), an amulet of strangulation, a
cursed bag of holding and a cursed potion of water. I took the potion of
water, ran up to DL 1, made a water prayer and got holy water.

I dipped the bag into it and took out the six wands.
Three of them were wands of wishing (0:127) and the other three were
wands of death (0:127).
Then I found these things in the bag: The blessed +20 Grayswandir, a
blessed +127 gray dragon scale mail, a blessed shield of reflection, a
blessed +127 helm of brilliance, a blessed spellbook of magic mapping, a
blessed magic whistle, 50 blessed potions of gain level, 10 cursed
potions of gain level (For Gehennom?), 30 blessed potions of gain
ability, blessed +127 gauntlets of power, blessed +127 speed boots and a
blessed +127 cloak of displacement. Also, I had access to 10 food
rations, 10 lembas wafers, 10 K-rations and 10 C-rations. There also were
20 blessed scrolls of identify, which I didn't need, thanks to my
starting equipment, a blessed ring of levitation, a blessed ring of
potion resistance and a blessed amulet of life saving.

Pretty weird. I put on all the armor after drinking some potions of gain
ability and my spellcasting weren't all too bad affected. But he was an
incredible bastard. All the other rooms contained nice suprises. One was
filled with nymphs, the other was full of trolls, the next one had "just"
five water demons, where my wands of death were useless. These summoned
Juiblex however, which in turn summoned Yeenoghu. Crap, so I engraved
Elbereth with my Magicbane. There I wished for a wand of fire to make the
engraving permanent. After that I found myself surrounded by demons, some
were succubi, which had me stripped very soon. Not wearing armor that
gives AC -128 is stupid, but with inevitable with foocubi.

DYWYPI?

Why didn't I just ignore the other rooms and continued? I never even came
much farther than DL 10 and never saw the Rogue level or the quest home.