> GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.
>
> MY NAME IS TOLIMAN AND I AM FROM BEYOND YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
>
> MY PLANET OF ORIGIN IS LOCATED NEAR THE STAR ALPHA CENTAURI B.
>
> I, ALONG WITH MY PEERS, HAVE BEEN OBSERVING YOUR PLANET FOR MANY
> YEARS.
>
> OUR LAWS DICTATE STRICT NON-INTERFEERENCE IN YOUR AFFAIRS AND UP
> UNTIL
>
> NOW THE LAWS HAVE BEEN UPHELD.
>
> BUT I AM A ROGUE.
>
> AND I'VE CHOSEN TO INTERFERE WITH YOUR WORDLY AFFARIS AS I LIKE.
> ...