I can't believe it, I just saw a television commerical for K-Y Jelly. Is
there nothing sacred anymore?

At first I didn't know what the commercial was about. There was a guy and a
girl, they both said something kind of fast and I didn't really catch what
they were saying. Then the guy held his up, and the girl held hers up, and
I'm thinking, "Wtf is that, new cell phones or something?" Nope! It wasn't
cell phones, it was His & Hers K-Y Jelly. What the FUCK is going on?!

Would anyone like to buy a used television? I'm getting rid of this thing.

-Paul Popinjay