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Author: SASA Date: Sep 27, 2007 04:56
OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
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Author: pltrgystpltrgyst Date: Sep 27, 2007 07:48
On Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:56:53 -0500, "SA" ameritech.net>
wrote:
>OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
>don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
>with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
>Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
>the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
Stick toy using your fingers and don't worry about it.
-- Larry
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Author: Slint FligSlint Flig Date: Sep 27, 2007 08:09
> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
> don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
> with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
> Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
> the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
Life is cruel sometimes
Oh, oh
So cruel
Those damn restauranteurs
Always fuckin' with us
No spoons, no sporks
Only knifes, and fuckin' forks
How can I eat my peas
Give me a spoon I won't say please
Life is so cruuuuuel
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Author: JackJack Date: Sep 27, 2007 11:47
SA wrote:
> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
> don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
> with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
> Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
> the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
>
>
Why do you want to scrape the potato out of the skin? Don't like the
skins? Eat the skin and all and there's no problem. Whoever ate potatoes
with a spoon, except infants? Like wise corn - I've NEVER seen anybody
have a problem with eating corn with a fork. If you do, just mix the
corn with the potato and eat them both together. I mean after all,
they're going into the same stomach and coming out the same bung...
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Author: Steve CalvinSteve Calvin Date: Sep 27, 2007 11:58
Jack wrote:
> SA wrote:
>> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many
>> restaurants don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked
>> potato or corn with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the
>> skin with a fork?? Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for?
>> What ever happened to the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and
>> knife?
>>
> Why do you want to scrape the potato out of the skin? Don't like the
> skins? Eat the skin and all and there's no problem. Whoever ate potatoes
> with a spoon, except infants? Like wise corn - I've NEVER seen anybody
> have a problem with eating corn with a fork. If you do, just mix the
> corn with the potato and eat them both together. I mean after all,
> they're going into the same stomach and coming out the same bung hole,
> right?
>
> Two forks - one's for the salad and the other is for eating dinner. You
> start from the outside and work inwards with eating utensils when you
> eat out (or even if you are still living with your parents at home). ...
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Author: Don SaladDon Salad Date: Sep 27, 2007 12:39
"SA" ameritech.net> wrote:>
> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
> don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
> with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
> Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
> the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
Eat the skin!
Thanks,
Don
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Author: RachelRachel Date: Sep 27, 2007 15:40
On Sep 27, 12:39 pm, Don Salad miskatonic.edu> wrote:> "SA" ameritech.net> wrote:
>>> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
>> don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
>> with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
>> Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
>> the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
>
> Eat the skin!
>
> Thanks,
> Don
My sentiments exactly.
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Date: Sep 27, 2007 16:24
On Sep 27, 4:56 am, "SA" ameritech.net> wrote:> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
> don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
> with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
> Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
> the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
(with tongue partially in cheek) Unless you are having soup, coffee,
iced tea, soft-boiled eggs, pudding, eating family style, having Tony
Bourdain's 'Last Meal' or making your own pot of tea at the table
there is no proper ecological reason to put one out. While there are
dinner knives and dinner forks, there is no dinner spoon. There are
soup spoons, demitasse spoons, iced tea spoons, egg spoons, dessert
spoons, table spoons, marrow spoons and tea spoons; but, alas, to
repeat myself, no such thing as a dinner spoon (unless you frequent
the base mess or certain take-away joints where the institutional
crossbreed called a spork can sometimes be spotted).
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Author: Edwin PawlowskiEdwin Pawlowski Date: Sep 27, 2007 16:52
"Don Salad" miskatonic.edu> wrote in message
news:6c3833c4a7f470f8f7fe5945e4c8a135@pseudo.borked.net...> "SA" ameritech.net> wrote:>>
>> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
>> don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
>> with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a
>> fork??
>
> Eat the skin!
Then he'd have to buy toilet paper instead.
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Author: teh Kenosha Kidteh Kenosha Kid Date: Sep 27, 2007 16:57
On Sep 27, 2:39 pm, Don Salad miskatonic.edu> wrote:> "SA" ameritech.net> wrote:
>>> OK what's with spoons in restaurants? Why is it that so many restaurants
>> don't put out spoons? Like they expect you to eat a baked potato or corn
>> with a fork? How much potato can you scrape out of the skin with a fork??
>> Then give you 2 forks. What the hell is that for? What ever happened to
>> the good old days when you got a fork, spoon and knife?
>
> Eat the fork. Save your skin!
IF&c.
--
YOP...
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