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Author: HK
Date: Jan 7, 2008 08:29

I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Date: Jan 7, 2008 08:55

HK wrote:
> I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>
> Here he is...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>
>
> Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
> survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
> but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
> Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
> real "assault" weapon.**
>
> Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
> No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
> wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
>
>
> ...
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Author: Jim
Date: Jan 7, 2008 08:53

"HK" mypacks.net> wrote in message
news:Q6CdndZLKOUVzh_anZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com...
>I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>
> Here he is...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>
>
> Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
> survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger, but
> he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
> Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
> real "assault" weapon.**
>
> Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
> No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
> wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
>
> ...
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Author: LoogyPicker
Date: Jan 7, 2008 10:07

On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK mypacks.net> wrote:
> I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>
> Here he is...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>
> Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
> survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
> but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
> Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
> real "assault" weapon.**
>
> Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
> No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
> wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
>
> *     Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.
>
> **    The guy who owns it has the proper licenses. ...
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Author: JoeSpareBedroom
Date: Jan 7, 2008 10:24

"HK" mypacks.net> wrote in message
news:Q6CdndZLKOUVzh_anZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com...
>I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>
> Here he is...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>

Are you......an Asian tourist? That is a picture of a tree stump.
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Author: HK
Date: Jan 7, 2008 10:26

LoogyPicker@gmail.com wrote:
> On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK mypacks.net> wrote:
>> I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>>
>> Here he is...
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>>
>> Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
>> survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
>> but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
>> Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
>> real "assault" weapon.**
>>
>> Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
>> No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
>> wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
>>
>> * Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.
>> ...
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Author: HK
Date: Jan 7, 2008 10:35

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "HK" mypacks.net> wrote in message
> news:Q6CdndZLKOUVzh_anZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com...
>> I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>>
>> Here he is...
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>>
>
>
> Are you......an Asian tourist? That is a picture of a tree stump.
>
>

He's been with us, so to speak, for about four years. We got tired of
referring to it as "the stump," or "that damned stump," so last year we
named him Stumpy.

Stumpy is one damned tough stump. When we actually have the drain field
dug, he'll have to go, but until then...he's Stumpy.
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Date: Jan 7, 2008 10:37

HK wrote:
> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>> "HK" mypacks.net> wrote in message
>> news:Q6CdndZLKOUVzh_anZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>> I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>>>
>>> Here he is...
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>>>
>>
>>
>> Are you......an Asian tourist? That is a picture of a tree stump.
>>
>
>
> He's been with us, so to speak, for about four years. We got tired of
> referring to it as "the stump," or "that damned stump," so last year we
> named him Stumpy.
> ...
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Date: Jan 7, 2008 10:38

HK wrote:
> LoogyPicker@gmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK mypacks.net> wrote:
>>> I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>>>
>>> Here he is...
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
>>>
>>> Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
>>> survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
>>> but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
>>> Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
>>> real "assault" weapon.**
>>>
>>> Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
>>> No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
>>> wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
>>>
>>> * Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head. ...
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Re: Our Friend Stumpy         


Author: LoogyPicker
Date: Jan 7, 2008 10:51

On Jan 7, 1:26 pm, HK mypacks.net> wrote:
> LoogyPic...@gmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK mypacks.net> wrote:
>>> I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
>
>>> Here he is...
>
>
>>> Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
>>> survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
>>> but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
>>> Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
>>> real "assault" weapon.**
>
>>> Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
>>> No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
>>> wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
>
>>> *     Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head. ...
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